A Journey to the Center of the Earth.

[karcentric]

*starts firing at random*

Take that! This is for the world nank and all of you who framed Jesus!

 

[karcentric]

It's people like you who sent money to the pope! You people voted for Hubert Humphrey, and you killed Jesus!

Keep throwing! Shit... I dropped my cigarette.

*continues firing while picking up a well chewed cigarette butt.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Thank goodness I have great dodging skills!


The deed is done, PULL ME UP!

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Alright, this will be a team effort. HEAVE!

 

[Euryalus]

Helps pull Taco up... Now what?

Next circle? ...Next circle!

It's the last one guys! Treachery! It's where Satan dwells... Look at this cool blurb from Wikipedia

Spoiler

"Satan is waist deep in ice, weeping tears from his six eyes, and beating his six wings as if trying to escape, although the icy wind that emanates only further ensures his imprisonment"

If we're going to be battling the self proclaimed king of evil, then we need battle music. I can't decide between 115 or Es wird Schlimmer. We need a Vote!

Spoiler: Es Wird Schlimmer

Spoiler: 115

 

[PsychicTaco115]

115, 115!

That's why there's a number in my name!

 

[DJ_DEnM]

I agree, 115 sounds good. TO BATTLE!

 

[Euryalus]

Hey we need to wait for Tizzy! He's an important part of this team [sub][sub]and totally not canon fodder we can use to protect ourselves[/sub][/sub] [sub][sub][sub][sub] Honest[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

EDIT: AHHH NEW PAGE! WE NEED THE BATTLE HYMN

Spoiler: 115

 

[karcentric]

*looks up from chewing on an undead lawyers arm*

We're fighting Satan?

 

[karcentric]

It'll be okay... these lawyers taste alright.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Here's some yarn, you'll forget about it...

Now, we just need the magic guns!

 

[DJ_DEnM]

You mean... THESE GUNS?!

*flex flex*

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I see you're a big supporter of the Second Amendment of the US Constitution

Why else would you be bearing those arms?

 

[Euryalus]

Spoiler: *Le me

Got the Battle music playing? Check. I'm ready guys let's go

 

[PsychicTaco115]

You guys can go die for your country, I'm going to take a tactical approach!

*Brings out a sniper rifle*

 

[karcentric]

Sniper rifles, you sneaky bugger!?

*loads RPG 7*

Catch this!

*fires*