A Journey to the Center of the Earth.

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

That's a little below par don't you think?
If you've just explored the centre of the earth and now you're exploring China - a place you can get a last minute flight to - well... this is poor. If we're going to explore anywhere then I suggest we get the hell out of dodge and fly to the milkyway or something.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

That sounds like a splendid idea.
Those Chinese Triads wouldn't stand a chance against us.

*Kong fu stance*

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Prepare yourself...

Shenanigans are coming

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I'll do anything for money!

I'm a photographer, the pay is crap!

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

*Shoots a Triad. The bullet comes out the other side and into Taco's camera*

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Well then, I guess there's...

Big Trouble in Little China!

[small]Does anyone else know that movie?[/small]

 

[karcentric]

Yes...

Hey guys! Are they with us?

*points to large gang of armed people descending on our position*

Want some chicken?

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

No but something tells me they are about to.
Quick! Somebody hit them with your rhythm stick!

 

[karcentric]

It's okay guys, I got this.

*glares at group*

 

[Euryalus]

*Toad of Truth joins in*

Spoiler: *Le Battle

*Wins battle*

I'm am a Biotic god!

Wait, why were we killing these guys?

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Good question! We should ask swashbuckler Catman!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Because gang wars always happen in China, right!?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Today!

We dine!

In China HELL

*Pulls out a tank*

 

[karcentric]

Wait, why were we killing these guys?

For my lunch.

*stands still while people keep hitting me*

I'd really rather you didn't do that... I am still wearing the devil's skull as a helmet after all.