A Journey to the Center of the Earth.

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

*Walks towards Zombies wearing a tablecloth and with a cigar between my teeth*

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

It's always zombies...

DEATH TO THE DEAD!

*Fires off pistol into crowd*

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

What would you rather have?
Flying German Shepards?

Nooo!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

My attache case of bullets will help me out!

Wait a minute...

*Takes out an RPG*

This will do MUCH better!

 

[StormShaun]

*Pulls out katana*

I swear I had it with me when I came here...
*Hides deux ex button*

I did nothing!

*Starts shooting random things in Taco's general direction.*

captcha: change yourself...NEVER CAPTCHA~!

 

[karcentric]

*Walks towards Zombies wearing a tablecloth and with a cigar between my teeth*

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

*draws a Magnum BFR*

I believe this is more powerful...

But I have claws and can't fire it so here you go!

*throws revolver to Nantucket before taking another swing at a group in front me*

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I got enough kills for THESE bad boys!

*Mechs appear*

Hells yeah

ATTACK!

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

*Catches gun in a badass fashion*

Come at me, bro.

*Fires at numerous bad guys*

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Ok, I think all the zombies are dead...

Did the hookers survive?

 

[Euryalus]

There were hookers? I was just hitting everything that moved... quietly... in the corner

 

[StormShaun]

No...these dead innocent people...and hookers were NOT innocent at all...they were from a secret league made to kill us all!

Dear God why....

*A legion of Blackhawk Helicopters appear*

You won't take me!
*Pulls out dual wield pistols and start firing at them*

(Note from me:...yep...random sh*t as always)

 

[karcentric]

*watches as bullets do no damage*

Good job.

*throws delicious cake at the lead helicopter*

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

*Sigh*

What a waste of perfectly good delicious cake. Why do I even come on adventures with you? You all just put me down and make me question my purpose in life. Sigh... that cake would have soooo lifted me out of this downward spiral your cake destroying has put me in.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

*Sigh*

What a waste of perfectly good delicious cake. Why do I even come on adventures with you? You all just put me down and make me question my purpose in life. Sigh... that cake would have soooo lifted me out of this downward spiral your cake destroying has put me in.

Don't make me say it, Nantucket.

By gods, I want to say it, but I'm trying to.... to....

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

Goddam it ;__;

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

*Sigh*

What a waste of perfectly good delicious cake. Why do I even come on adventures with you? You all just put me down and make me question my purpose in life. Sigh... that cake would have soooo lifted me out of this downward spiral your cake destroying has put me in.

Don't make me say it, Nantucket.

By gods, I want to say it, but I'm trying to.... to....

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

Goddam it ;__;

*Pushes gun against temple*

I have no reason to live.

 

[StormShaun]

*Sigh*

What a waste of perfectly good delicious cake. Why do I even come on adventures with you? You all just put me down and make me question my purpose in life. Sigh... that cake would have soooo lifted me out of this downward spiral your cake destroying has put me in.

Don't make me say it, Nantucket.

By gods, I want to say it, but I'm trying to.... to....

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

Goddam it ;__;

*Pushes gun against temple*

I have no reason to live.

*Comes out from a near by building.*

I didn't find a cake...but I found...A PIE!

*Throws it at one helicopter which then explodes with happiness*

 

[karcentric]

Clearly you have no concept of how deadly cake is... Zee Captain wouldn't be happy.