A Journey to the Center of the Earth.

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

@Nantucket: We do! After going through the center of the earth, going through hell, going to space, changing dimensions, getting lost in alternate dimensions and ending up back at Australia, repairing our ship and headed to the moon! Where our Ship (our base) is parked behind Space Starbucks which was controlled by hipsters who we forcibly removed, now that we control Star Bucks, martians are not happy and are coming here!

Also, as new owner, I propose we turn the roof of this Starbucks into a laser beam!

EDIT: @Shaun: We were exploring the universe, but we were caught in an alternate dimension, so it's back to square 1.

I honestly have no idea what you just said to me.
Please excuse me whilst I sit in this corner and drink my hot chocolate with Fudge flavouring. Mmm, delicious!

 

[NoOne852]

Its times like these I wish I liked coffee...

 

[thesilentman]

Did you guys win? I was busy falling asleep and generally feeling rather sick.

 

[Porygon-2000]

*sigh* amateurs...

Step aside, let the big boys handle things.

Now... exactly how deadly did you want this thing?

 

[StormShaun]

Can we make the lase shoot creme brulee?

Or maybe we can make it run on Hipsters!

 

[Porygon-2000]

Hmm.. Hipster blood is naturally rich in volatile Pabst Blue Ribbon, so it can theoretically be turned into a power source.

This plan is precisely crazy enough to work!

 

[karcentric]

*comes back covered in blood*

Sup ya'll.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

I'm a Hipster.

Me ashamed.

 

[thesilentman]

Lasers is it? Just steal one from the resident Big Bad. Which I helped conjure.

 

[karcentric]

Lasers or Lazehz? Also I believe the martians are charging their low orbit idiot cannon, it'll make us all stupid.

*holds up Tizzy as a shield*

SAVE ME MAGICAL CAT!

 

[StormShaun]

I have no idea but AHHHHHHHHHHH.
*Runs around planet in a crazy like fashion*

Save us >Insert future< Taco!

 

[thesilentman]

Doesn't affect me, I'm a suit of armor! >:-D

 

[karcentric]

You'll go rusty...

 

[thesilentman]

I GEDDIIT!!

... Shut up, I'm having fun.

 

[thesilentman]

WHY DID IT NOT DO ANYTHING TIZZY!!?? I THOUGHT YOU HAD IT UNDER CONTROL!!