A Journey to the Center of the Earth.

[kailus13]

Who's steering this thing?

 

[NoOne852]

Oh its *points to the empty cockpit* oh...Erm... I know who we left behind guys!
Quick! Who knows how to fly a newly assembled ship!? We might miss that black hole we were aiming for!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

*A few seconds of bright flashing lights and explosions in the main part of the ship that somehow don't throw it off course later...*

Owowow...What happened? I remember the lights and the shouting, but...I guess being attacked must have thrown off the coordinates. And I can't send a distress call with all these people around. As long as nobody asks too many questions, then I can probably lie low until we're able to split up and I can get back.

But how many questions am I going to be able to avoid?

 

[thesilentman]

Suspended animation, my fucking ass...

 

[kailus13]

There's nothing in the fridge but cans of coke and packets of butter. Dibs on the coke.

 

[NoOne852]

Wait! I still have poc- Oh right, Shaun ate them all last time....
I guess we will have to start eating the ship.

 

[kailus13]

Shouldn't we start with the furniture first? Just to put off our inevitable deaths that little while longer.

 

[Porygon-2000]

I refuse to live in a world where I have to give up my comfy bed!
*gnaws on the windowsill*

 

[kailus13]

If I give you a coke, will you stop eating the ship?

 

[Porygon-2000]

Fine...

[small]better be vanilla though[/small]

 

[NoOne852]

*looks out gnawed window*
At least it looks like we entered the gravitational pull of that black hole.
*Jumps on a torpedo* Quick! Someone fire the torpedo! I want to scout out the black hole first!

 

[kailus13]

You do realise that you can't come back, rendering your scouting pointless right? *launches torpedo anyway*

 

[Porygon-2000]

Say, that looks uncomfortably like a giant elastic band tied to the end of the torpedo.

Now who put that there... >_>

 

[NoOne852]

Wait, wouldn't the band send it back at high speed in the ship?... Run away!
*jumps off torpedo, flailing around the ship*

 

[thesilentman]

*Looks at @thesilentman: and jumps inside of him*

...

Done.
Now to find you guys a really large fridge.

Captcha: "I am tomorrow!"

YES I AM!

*Starts humming Iron Man*

OH FUCK YOU! x-D

Anyone care to explain what the heck is going on?

 

[NoOne852]

@thesilentman we don't have a pilot, we are heading into a black hole we wanted to explore, and a torpedo I was riding is about to slingshot back into the ship via a elastic band.

 

[Porygon-2000]

Which I cannot confirm nor deny I had anything to do with...