A Journey to the Center of the Earth.

[thesilentman]

No, TIZZY IS MAH FRIEND. YOU'RE BAIT IF THIS CONTINUES.

 

[NoOne852]

I know! We will distract them with the food from starbucks that we still have! *tosses food out hole somehow*
Eat that you damn dirty fish!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Didn't notice that we were entirely submerged. Mea culpa, but there's no point saying that right now while everyone else is arguing. I'd just get yelled at more.

 

[Hemlock]

Magnus
We need to get out of here. Distract the sharks and I will go in for the kill. *picks up my sword* This should be enough to kill them. Now get out of here, we will die if we don't get out.

 

[StormShaun]

I think we can escape easier if we let air in.

*Opens window and water starts to flood the ship*

Hmm ... I think I found our escape route.

 

[NoOne852]

How deep are we?!? It didn't take this long to even get to this planet!

 

[NoOne852]

*pops head out of ship*
This looks a lot like "The Planet of the Apes". Which would explain why there were sharks on an "alien" planet. Congratulations gentlemen (and ladies), we have traveled through time!...And somehow crashed on Earth again...

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Nothing else to do except go back down now, I assume?

 

[Porygon-2000]

Hang on a sec, I fell like wailing on a beach, for some reason.

 

[Porygon-2000]

Does this mean dinosaurs?
...
My doctorate was not on time travel

 

[NoOne852]

Well I'm just going to go check on my fam-OH GOD! THEY'VE LAID MORE GIANT SPIDER EGGS!
I guess this means we can use them to take over this twisted world. Then move onto the next one!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Need an exterminator? Giant spider eggs doesn't sound like much of a challenge, unless the babies are already awake enough to kill.

 

[NoOne852]

No! Don't you lay a finger on my childern! Even if we techinically abducted them from their real parents and they just think I'm their mother because I happened to be there when they hatched, they are still mine!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Oh, I thought you meant they'd be a problem. ...Now I'm not sure how much to trust you...

 

[StormShaun]

I like my spider eggs over easy thanks.

*Pulls out frying pan*

 

[Hemlock]

Magnus
I don't think your weapon will do much, it will probably make them angry.

 

[StormShaun]

Pff ... they are eggs, what CAN they do- ...

*sees on hatch*

Dear God, everyone run AWAY from the giant spider!