*[small]Craaab people...crab people...tas[/small]te like crab, talk like people...*
There's not much time left! They're going to turn us into metrosexuals causing us to fawn over ourselves and feel indifferent towards women! I'm not particularly worried myself but I fear my comrades aren't prepared for such a vain lifestyle!
*worms around the room because is still tied up*
Don't worry guys, I found a lever! This unknown device will clearly solve everything! *uses mouth to pull lever*
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