A Journey to the Center of the Earth.

[Drummodino]

*raises hand*

I'm alive! Woo!

Now... where are we?

 

[Barbas]

"BOOOOOBIIIIIIIEEEEEEESSS!!" *Runs into the distance*

 

[Drummodino]

Noooooo, don't take my- wait, did you say babes? See ya later losers!

Barbas wait for meeeeeee!

 

[Barbas]

Day 2195...the strippers are incredible, but something seems awry...why is there a city at the center of the Earth?

 

[Dalek Caan]

*Tentacles fail wildly in the air*

Welcome valued customers! I have many armaments and supplies in my Space-Van, would you care to browse my selection?

 

[Barbas]

Have you got any beam weapons? I like beam weapons. I just like to say the word beam. Beeeeeeeam.

 

[Drummodino]

I'll take 50 of your highest calibre grenades.

 

[Barbas]

Got any smocks?

 

[Dalek Caan]

There's a limit of 10 grenades per week thanks to those bloody aliens and their laws. And no, I haven't got any smocks. Ya Nancy.

 

[Barbas]

Hey, I didn't do it! Hans did!

 

[Barbas]

You can't see him? I can see him. He's a few inches from your left shoulder.

 

[Drummodino]

Oh sup Hans? Nice threads.

I guess ten will have to do... *grumble grumble*

 

[Drummodino]

*pant, pant*

Guys, we gotta get out of here. There's a very angry Krogan bouncer coming after me!

 

[Drummodino]

Nothing I swear! Okay maybe I spilled my drink on a dancer, but the man is clearly overreacting!

 

[Barbas]

Have no fear, Krogans have an instinctive fear of oranges. Just dome him with one and he'll pass out from terror.

 

[Barbas]

*Hands Dirty some clips*.

 

[Drummodino]

Okay good, you guys fend him off and I'll start the engine up!

 

[Drummodino]

*cough, splutter*

Guys, it's not starting!

 

[Drummodino]

Yes! *hugs*

Now that Tizzy is back and the Krogan is dead, let's fix that damn ship and get on our way!

*bashes engine with wrench*