OK because I'm broad to no end I'll make another chapter.
Chapter 6: Hi Ho Sliver and WTF?!!
To the Snowy trail which lead to the Ogre compound Jeff and Al quickly ran to the compound so they could save a princess and get some fat loot. On the way they spotted a yellow river.
Al was about ready to take a drink when his blue kobold friend told him otherwise.
"Dude it looks like someone took a piss in that river. Let not go and get swine flu ok? Kobold!" Jeff told him.
"Fine." Al muttered.
They ran through a couple of tall oak trees to find a rag tag village full of tall green skinned,red eyed ogres. They were both about to charge full on guns a blazing when Jeff saw what looked like two dwarfs and some type of black goblin thing.
One of the dwarfs was wearing a white monk robe. He could see his face because of the hood. He had on his arms two butter knifes with beaver tails on them. The other dwarf had blond hair and was wearing some sort of dress with blue flames on it. Jeff thought he might be a dwarf gay or something. Lastly the black midget goblin thing was wearing sliver Armour. Jeff bumped Al's arm.
"Al we got company." Jeff told Al. Al got his knifes out. "Okay Jeff you get the two dwarfs and I'll take the midget." Al stated. Jeff looked mad. "now why do i get the hard guys and you get to beat up the midget?" Jeff asked holding his green lightsaber that he stole from a crazy old guy. The monk had left. "Well now we just have to worry about the other guys." Al stated.
After Sir Schmoopy had left to get the next Nador Gem, Eluamous Nailo and Gary were left to wait for their friend to comeback when all of a sudden Nailo was knocked out with a smack to the head by a red haired rouge. Gary was about ready for some butt kicking when he too had been knocked out in the back of the head by a blue Kobold with yellow eyes.
"All right now he we go save the hot babe." Al said with reassures.
As Jeff and Al hide in the shadows they came to noticing that most of the orgies were already killed. Al found a key on one of the ogre's body. "Hey Jeff I got the prison key. Jeff!" Al yelled at Jeff while he t-bagged few of the orge's dead body.
They found the map on a wall. It was terrible but it showed them where the prisoners were held. "Man that map was worse then the LoZ phantom Hourglass maps I tried to make." Jeff noted. Al looked at him oddly.
"Jeff didn't you tell me you were a slave?" He asked. Jeff nodded. "Yeah and?" Al said"Well then who were you able to play a Nintendo DS game?" He asked. Jeff explained." Well when Carl's shift for watching us work came around he would let us play games, and hang out."
Suddenly a ogre saw the two boys and got ready for battle.
Jeff quickly waved his arms in the air. "I cast Flare!" He yelled while his arms blasted out a bright flash of light that had not only blinded the ogre but himself. "Oh Kobold I'm blind!" Jeff yelled. Al rolled his eyes and grabbed Jeff to run to the cells.
Al and Jeff both were able to find their princess in a gage of bamboo.She looked no older then Jeff and Al but she dressed a little weird. She was wearing full black dress, she had a dog collar on her neck, and she had black pig tails and a full rack. The two boys had the mixed feelings of oddness and hotness. She looked at them.
"You the guys that are gonna get me out of here?" she asked. Jeff and Al unlocked the door. "Does that answer your question." Al said. Jeff got her out. "Thanks, call me Abby." She said. The Ogres started showing up to attack. Abby grabbed her staff and started jabbing them in the eyes and then the nuts. Jeff and Al just watched as the girl let all her anger out on the poor org es until they got back up.
"Well we're boned." Jeff said as the ogres came closer and closer until a large KABOOM! Sir Schmoopy of Awsometin,was riding a spider bear. The ogres ran for their lives as did Jeff,Al, and Abby.
They ran for a bit until they were in the forest again.
"Dang who the kobold was that guy?" Jeff asked. Al just shrugged. Abby was about ready to make her leave when Al grabbed her arm. "Where do you think your going? Your not leaving until I get my gold out of you." Al stated. Abby pushed him away. "Like I'm going home with you around me." Abby yelled.
Al had gotten some rope out. "Oh the hell I'm not getting reward!" He yelled as he tied Abby up. Abby was now pissed. "Untie me!"She ordered. Al just grinned. "sorry princess I'm not one your flunkies, but I'll make you a deal. You tell your dad that we saved you, we get some cash and then I'll untie you."Jeff what do you thank about this?" Al asked but Jeff was not listening. He was busy looking at the one eyed caped kobold. the monster that had buchered his famlly and had put all blue kobolds in the mines as slaves. His eyes turned red. He ran to kadooral while muttering the words " Meelstorm!" Al and Abby ran after him.
Now that Jeff is seeking payback on the Prince of Triton will win of epicly fail?
What does Abby have against going back to Kadoorl?
And will ThunderClaw come back here? I miss him.
Find out next time on A Kobold's Tale.
Chapter 6: Hi Ho Sliver and WTF?!!
To the Snowy trail which lead to the Ogre compound Jeff and Al quickly ran to the compound so they could save a princess and get some fat loot. On the way they spotted a yellow river.
Al was about ready to take a drink when his blue kobold friend told him otherwise.
"Dude it looks like someone took a piss in that river. Let not go and get swine flu ok? Kobold!" Jeff told him.
"Fine." Al muttered.
They ran through a couple of tall oak trees to find a rag tag village full of tall green skinned,red eyed ogres. They were both about to charge full on guns a blazing when Jeff saw what looked like two dwarfs and some type of black goblin thing.
One of the dwarfs was wearing a white monk robe. He could see his face because of the hood. He had on his arms two butter knifes with beaver tails on them. The other dwarf had blond hair and was wearing some sort of dress with blue flames on it. Jeff thought he might be a dwarf gay or something. Lastly the black midget goblin thing was wearing sliver Armour. Jeff bumped Al's arm.
"Al we got company." Jeff told Al. Al got his knifes out. "Okay Jeff you get the two dwarfs and I'll take the midget." Al stated. Jeff looked mad. "now why do i get the hard guys and you get to beat up the midget?" Jeff asked holding his green lightsaber that he stole from a crazy old guy. The monk had left. "Well now we just have to worry about the other guys." Al stated.
After Sir Schmoopy had left to get the next Nador Gem, Eluamous Nailo and Gary were left to wait for their friend to comeback when all of a sudden Nailo was knocked out with a smack to the head by a red haired rouge. Gary was about ready for some butt kicking when he too had been knocked out in the back of the head by a blue Kobold with yellow eyes.
"All right now he we go save the hot babe." Al said with reassures.
As Jeff and Al hide in the shadows they came to noticing that most of the orgies were already killed. Al found a key on one of the ogre's body. "Hey Jeff I got the prison key. Jeff!" Al yelled at Jeff while he t-bagged few of the orge's dead body.
They found the map on a wall. It was terrible but it showed them where the prisoners were held. "Man that map was worse then the LoZ phantom Hourglass maps I tried to make." Jeff noted. Al looked at him oddly.
"Jeff didn't you tell me you were a slave?" He asked. Jeff nodded. "Yeah and?" Al said"Well then who were you able to play a Nintendo DS game?" He asked. Jeff explained." Well when Carl's shift for watching us work came around he would let us play games, and hang out."
Suddenly a ogre saw the two boys and got ready for battle.
Jeff quickly waved his arms in the air. "I cast Flare!" He yelled while his arms blasted out a bright flash of light that had not only blinded the ogre but himself. "Oh Kobold I'm blind!" Jeff yelled. Al rolled his eyes and grabbed Jeff to run to the cells.
Al and Jeff both were able to find their princess in a gage of bamboo.She looked no older then Jeff and Al but she dressed a little weird. She was wearing full black dress, she had a dog collar on her neck, and she had black pig tails and a full rack. The two boys had the mixed feelings of oddness and hotness. She looked at them.
"You the guys that are gonna get me out of here?" she asked. Jeff and Al unlocked the door. "Does that answer your question." Al said. Jeff got her out. "Thanks, call me Abby." She said. The Ogres started showing up to attack. Abby grabbed her staff and started jabbing them in the eyes and then the nuts. Jeff and Al just watched as the girl let all her anger out on the poor org es until they got back up.
"Well we're boned." Jeff said as the ogres came closer and closer until a large KABOOM! Sir Schmoopy of Awsometin,was riding a spider bear. The ogres ran for their lives as did Jeff,Al, and Abby.
They ran for a bit until they were in the forest again.
"Dang who the kobold was that guy?" Jeff asked. Al just shrugged. Abby was about ready to make her leave when Al grabbed her arm. "Where do you think your going? Your not leaving until I get my gold out of you." Al stated. Abby pushed him away. "Like I'm going home with you around me." Abby yelled.
Al had gotten some rope out. "Oh the hell I'm not getting reward!" He yelled as he tied Abby up. Abby was now pissed. "Untie me!"She ordered. Al just grinned. "sorry princess I'm not one your flunkies, but I'll make you a deal. You tell your dad that we saved you, we get some cash and then I'll untie you."Jeff what do you thank about this?" Al asked but Jeff was not listening. He was busy looking at the one eyed caped kobold. the monster that had buchered his famlly and had put all blue kobolds in the mines as slaves. His eyes turned red. He ran to kadooral while muttering the words " Meelstorm!" Al and Abby ran after him.
Now that Jeff is seeking payback on the Prince of Triton will win of epicly fail?
What does Abby have against going back to Kadoorl?
And will ThunderClaw come back here? I miss him.
Find out next time on A Kobold's Tale.
