A Love Letter (help me)

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Nargleblarg

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ProtoChimp said:
Freakout456 said:
ProtoChimp said:
Dude, just talk to her. A love letter can fuck everything up.
I should have made this clear in my earlier posts but I can' talk to her because she moved, like far away.
Oh sorry, go with every one else's advice then, speak from the heart, tell her your real feelings etc. But, does she have a boyfriend or anyone else close to her? Because I told this girl how I felt last night and now I think her boyfriend wants to stab me. I'm not joking he's fucking crazy.
Not to sure if there's anyone special, but in any case I'm safe from stabbing by a barrior of at least 1,000 miles of land.
 

Archemetis

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'Word around the office is, you have a fat cock...'


This is pretty much as useful as any advise I can offer would be to you, I don't know the special girl in question or your exact feelings. So my input would be very restricted...

However I would suggest that writing down how you feel would be a good starting point, of course don't go overboard.
Being a little restrictive on your feelings at first can actually be the saving grace in love letters... By all means build it up when/if you get positive replies but for the start try not to overstate it.

I've done that, many times and it never paid off. (Thank Christ I was younger then)
 

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A love letter? Psh. I'd like to introduce you to my friend, the 21st Century and he says you should send her an email declaring your feelings with an emoticon.

Love letters are obviously superior to emails. I'd suggest using your own words, except more goofy than serious.
 

Bat Vader

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This should be on every love letter.

Roses are red, violets are blue, video games are more important than you.
 

Prof.Wood

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"Dear ***** I have trouble making friends, What are you going to do about it"
that could work and is good advice from Frankie Boyle.
 

Nargleblarg

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Disaster Button said:
A love letter? Psh. I'd like to introduce you to my friend, the 21st Century and he says you should send her an email declaring your feelings with an emoticon.

Love letters are obviously superior to emails. I'd suggest using your own words, except more goofy than serious.

Actually for the record it is an e-mail.
 

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Freakout456 said:
Disaster Button said:
A love letter? Psh. I'd like to introduce you to my friend, the 21st Century and he says you should send her an email declaring your feelings with an emoticon.

Love letters are obviously superior to emails. I'd suggest using your own words, except more goofy than serious.

Actually for the record it is an e-mail.
In that case my advice would be to write an actual letter. They are a lot more personal and valued than emails.
 

JupiterBase

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"My girl my girl tellll me wheeeerrrreeeddchya go? TELL ME where, did you sleep last night!?"

No wait...thats the song you sing when it falls apart...
:(
...Where did i put that head...

EDIT: But tell here how you feel try to be funny too, dont drop any bombs on her man.
 
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Do not, under any circumstance, mention genitalia.
We've all been through that one, if'n you know what I mean. Aheeheehee.

OT: Mr. OP, being a most unsavoury of characters, I would discard such a premise and move straight onto personal relief of the tribulations you no doubt face. That is to say, say it to her face. I find it more ballsy.

Unless of course this is an anonymous email...? Though that would be rather odd.
 

Sir Kemper

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"Rose's are Red Violets are blue, and i'd really like to bone you?"

Sorry, Sorry, i couden't help myself.

Just write your feelings.
 

aPod

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My advice is dont write a love letter and say whatever you need to say in person.

Thats some good advice.
 

Supreme Unleaded

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Poems really steal their heart if you made them and they havent heard them before, things that are from the heart. you'd be suprised how well they work, of course it also depends on the type of girl a bit.

Ill show you a poem i wrote for my girlfriend.

You've built your walls up high
Reaching up into the raining gray sky
No one shall enter the boundries of these walls
No matter how many times said person calls

You've been isolated behind these walls for so long
And then i came along

You threw down a rope but no ladder
I wished for the latter (spelled that way for a reason)
But it really doesnt matter

I've climed to the top of your walls
So now you can hear my calls

With me i must have brought sunlight
For it is too bright

I feel blinded by why i took this journey
I don't know why im drawn to you
Or why i care sooo much
And while the rhyme has stopped i have not
I will continue on my journey

And my following sunlight must affect you too
Because whenever i see you
You light up
Your mood changes
And your happy
The raining clouds disperse
And sunlight rains down

And ifeel that i've made a difference
Happy
Happy that your happy
Happy that your there
And happy because i no longer feel lonely

That worked great, and ive written poems to her, i think ive made about 2-3 and she keeps them in a special locked box and reads them alot, it is a great way to show how you like someone. The thing is, i dont really like poetry that much, that just came to mind and i wrote it dowm.

But also being upfront with it works great wonders, do either or both, they work.