A most disturbing trend on the offical Mass Effect 2 forums.

[Cryo84R]

There is like, a TON of people who are like, militantly wanting a chance to have sex with Tali in ME2.

http://meforums.bioware.com/forums/viewtopic.html?topic=716831&forum=144&sp=0

Some of the replies are just...wrong on so many levels.

 

[grimsprice]

What do you expect? She's got nice curves... and most of them are below the legal age.

It happens.

 

[FactualSquirrel]

What do you expect? She's got nice curves... and most of them are below the legal age.

It happens.

This, I mean who can resist those curves.

Out of interest, who is she?

 

[Nmil-ek]

I know totaly out of fuckin order guys seriously disgusting, now if were talking throian romance mmmm...

 

[comadorcrack]

That little Ventilator shes got. Take of the Vent, you've got an adventure right there

 

[LockeDown]

These are probably the same people who, during DA:O, cranked those lights down low and set the controller down for "other reasons" when they bedded Morrigan/Leliana.

They're teenagers. Frankly, I'd be more shocked if they didn't immediately objectify the heroine.

 

[Cryo84R]

One of the furry posters got mad at me for suggesting that Tali had tentacles under her face mask.

He even sent me this little gem as PM.

"You dont have to be able to reproduce in order to have sex! as long as there is a hole you can have sex."


The rest I won't...taint you with.

 

[Casual Shinji]

She's a chick with a helmet...........

Mystery attracts.

 

[nonl33t m4st3r]

Rule 36, escapists.

 

[ddq5]

Jeez louise... that's just... wow.
First of all, Tali was by far my least favorite party member, and secondly, have these people not heard of rule 34? They really don't have to wait until the game comes out.

 

[Casual Shinji]

One of the furry posters got mad at me for suggesting that Tali had tentacles under her face mask.

He even sent me this little gem as PM.

"You dont have to be able to reproduce in order to have sex! as long as there is a hole you can have sex."


The rest I won't...taint you with.

What were you doing sticking your nose in those icky forums?

Haven't we taught you better than that?

 

[LockeDown]

Rule 36, escapists.

I'm gonna disagree and say that this falls under rule 34, not 36. I'm willing to stake a cookie that there's already pr0n of it.

 

[Cryo84R]

One of the furry posters got mad at me for suggesting that Tali had tentacles under her face mask.

He even sent me this little gem as PM.

"You dont have to be able to reproduce in order to have sex! as long as there is a hole you can have sex."


The rest I won't...taint you with.

What were you doing sticking your nose in those icky forums?

Haven't we taught you better than that?

I guess I just had to see it for myself.

 

[Tirin]

"You dont have to be able to reproduce in order to have sex! as long as there is a hole you can have sex."

That is an immensely horrifying thing to say, and makes me wonder what else that kid has tried/will try to have sex with. He says anything with a hole, so I'm hoping attempts will be made at garbage disposals.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Who cares about Tali?

I want a thresher maw romance!

 

[Crossborder]

Whoa, you're right. I mean, it's nothing new, but drooling over the forums by the developer? Aren't there sites for that?

 

[LockeDown]

That is an immensely horrifying thing go say, and makes me wonder what else that kid has tried/will try to have sex with. He says anything with a hole, so I'm hoping attempts will be made at garbage disposals.

...or a light socket, or a bear, or the lions at the zoo, or the muffler of a car that's about to start...

Nature has provided many opportunities for this child to test his theory.

 

[More Fun To Compute]

Bioware forums are always disturbing.

 

[ribonuge]

What do you expect? She's got nice curves... and most of them are below the legal age.

It happens.

I'd kill for those curves.

 

[YoUnG205]

I am not sure about this been a while since I played ME but isn't Tali the female Darth Vader person.