A person with her head jammed firmly in her ass.

[Maeta]

Daily Mail, stopped right there.

Nothing good ever comes from the Daily Mail, unless they publish a story titled "Daily Mail Going Bankrupt"

The piss-take reporter, Dale Maily, on The Revolution Will Be Televised and other forms of mockery are good things from the Daily Mail... sort of.

I remember one of my old housemates telling me about this: he spent so much of his free time on the Daily Mail website reading the articles and comments and thought it was the second best jokes site on the web. He also avidly followed anything to do with LittleMix since he's related to one of them. I can't really remember the details of it, but I seem to remember we had a laugh at her, and the idea of unleashing badgers at her (I think).

Just looked up the article again whilst writing: she isn't attractive, really, for anyone to be jealous of her... unless the person being jealous is hyper ugly...

 

[Mycroft Holmes]

She's trolling because the more people who get annoyed, the more views her articles get, the more money she gets. Her trolling would be pretty obvious except that people get blinded by the air of semi-legitimacy surrounding the publications. Shes basically a female Glenn Beck; except on the internet.