A PMC/Merc/Army just drafted you, your response?

[tucci]

ummmm. If that don't ask don't tell thing is still in check then I would pretend to be homosexual so that they would kick me out. Then I won't have to fight and die for a cause I don't believe in

 

[geldonyetich]

Heck, I've spent such a long time unemployed, I think I'd be grateful for a purpose, though I'd prefer it not be cannon fodder.

 

[brodie21]

well, since they are forcing me to fight them this assumes i must have some crazy fightin skills to make it worth it. so i would use those to politely tell them no, and feed them their balls if they have anything to say about it.

 

[skitzo van]

"Fuck this, I'm goin to Canada"

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

Pretend I recently had intensive multiple session laser eye surgery so I'm mostly blind for the next week. Then the next week pretend I got an infection from dust in my weakened eye and i'm blind for the next week. After that I should have had enough work to have bought an air ticket and enough cash money to survive a year or two in Thailand. Bon Voyage!

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

I'd refuse, and get sent to jail.

Rather be in jail then off in a desert somewhere getting shot at.

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

I would ask them why would they would want a overweight teenager to fight for them...

This. Perfect answer.

http://moronail.net/img/112_DONT_WORRY_SIR_IM_FROM_THE_INTERNET_war

Tubbies get no special treatment!

 

[Burningsok]

Sry, I'm just not interested.

 

[Spiner909]

Drafted...by a PMC?
endparadox.exe

Pull some strings and get out. I can do that, seriously. I have connections.

 

[poiuppx]

Well, I'd get myself an overly shiny suit of high-end body armor with yellow glowing bits on it, grab a rifle, get a hit of Nectar, and start killing me whatever they told me to kill. BOOSH!

 

[Berethond]

/conscientious objector.

Or I would just go kill people.

 

[Caligulove]

...why would a PMC draft someone? Untrained people are a liability.

But that aside... I guess make the best of it? Learn what I can and stay alive. Because, what? am I gonna Rambo my way out of their custody to freedom? yea right.

 

[Gudrests]

i call the biggest gundam suit they got or they can eat my 13 inch knife

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

How do you get drafted by a Merc company?

 

[Zhukov]

Desertion at the first opportunity.

 

[CloggedDonkey]

The army of my country: Do my duty.

PMC/mercs: Four words: Fuck. Their. Shit. Up.

 

[jobobob]

Move to Canada.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Well, f*ck. Not again.

 

[Kagim]

Yes.

Because PMC and Merc armies really need more fat 21 year old Fry cooks in there ranks.

Seriously. I would be horribly freaking confused why they would want me. I have trouble aiming an airsoft rifle.