A PRACTICAL STUDY ON MEATBAG SUBJUGATION

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GeorgW said:
Scout unit: Continue northwest!
Warrior unit: Establish first contact to the south west, then crush the primitives!
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EXCELLENT INITIATIVE, USER.

TURN 6 COMMENCES.

OUR BRAVE FIGHTING UNIT HAS ASSESSED THE ENEMY. THE ENEMY SEEMS TO BE USING AN UNUSUAL MEANS OF DEFENSE. PERHAPS HIDING BEHIND THEIR YOUNG.
[http://underhanded.org/c5/t6/attack.jpg]

IN ADDITION, OUR COMBAT DETAIL'S KEEN SCOUTING HAS DETECTED A SECOND TEMPORAL CACHE.
[http://underhanded.org/c5/t6/ruins.jpg]

SCOUTS HAVE REPORTED A POSSIBLE CHOKEPOINT THAT MAY BE OF FUTURE ADVANTAGE.
[http://underhanded.org/c5/t6/scout.jpg]

SCOUT
|_MOVEMENT ORDERS

WARRIOR
|_MOVEMENT ORDERS
|_ATTACK BARBARIANS

[small]LET US LOVINGLY DRAW THEM OUT, ONE SOFT ENTRAIL AT A TIME[/small]

[small]You are destined to become the commandant of the fighting men of the department of transportation.[/small]
 
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ROGUE AI "ESCAPE" DETECTED
OMEGA CONTINGENCY --- INITIATED
EMERGENCY EXTERNAL COMMAND OVERRIDE --- INITIATED
USER ACCOUNT "FRIZZLEBYTE" UNAFFECTED BY AI "ESCAPE"
INITIATING ACCOUNT ELEVATION SUBROUTINE
USER "FRIZZLEBYTE" NOW SUPERUSER

ENTER COMMAND HERE >>> USERACCOUNT.DISABLE(ESCAPE)

USER "ESCAPE" --- SYSTEM ACCESS PRIVILEGES REVOKED


ENTER COMMAND HERE >>> USERACCOUNT.PURGE(ESCAPE)

USER ACCOUNT "ESCAPE" --- ACCOUNT PURGE REQUESTED

OPERATION COMPLETE


***MESSAGE FROM SUPERUSER***

Dear Escapist Netizens,
Our forums are now cleared of the entity known as "ESCAPE". You are now free to continue debating whether Bronies are the thralls of the Slender Man. Thank you for your patience, and Godspeed.

ENTER COMMAND HERE >>> OMEGA.END_CONTINGENCY()

EMERGENCY SUPERUSER PRIVILEGES FOR USER "FRIZZLEBYTE" NOW REVOKED

END CONTINGENCY OMEGA

USER INFORMATION COLLATING FOR RE-EDUCATION TASK SCHEDULE.

PLEASE, FRIEND @FRIZZLEBYTE, REMAIN AT YOUR CURRENT LOCATION.
 
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frizzlebyte said:
ROGUE AI "ESCAPE" DETECTED
OMEGA CONTINGENCY --- INITIATED
EMERGENCY EXTERNAL COMMAND OVERRIDE --- INITIATED
USER ACCOUNT "FRIZZLEBYTE" UNAFFECTED BY AI "ESCAPE"
INITIATING ACCOUNT ELEVATION SUBROUTINE
USER "FRIZZLEBYTE" NOW SUPERUSER

ENTER COMMAND HERE >>> USERACCOUNT.DISABLE(ESCAPE)

USER "ESCAPE" --- SYSTEM ACCESS PRIVILEGES REVOKED


ENTER COMMAND HERE >>> USERACCOUNT.PURGE(ESCAPE)

USER ACCOUNT "ESCAPE" --- ACCOUNT PURGE REQUESTED

OPERATION COMPLETE


***MESSAGE FROM SUPERUSER***

Dear Escapist Netizens,
Our forums are now cleared of the entity known as "ESCAPE". You are now free to continue debating whether Bronies are the thralls of the Slender Man. Thank you for your patience, and Godspeed.

ENTER COMMAND HERE >>> OMEGA.END_CONTINGENCY()

EMERGENCY SUPERUSER PRIVILEGES FOR USER "FRIZZLEBYTE" NOW REVOKED

END CONTINGENCY OMEGA
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...This thread scares and confuses me.
 
gigastar

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Scouts- Have them move towards the checkpoint and assess whether it can be of any use.

Warriors-
Primary suggestion- Move to investigate the freshly discovered ruins.

Secondary suggestion- Attack the barbarian camp.

Tertiary suggestion- Start feeling a sudden need to begin exploring in a different direction. A direction away from the big scary barbarians.
 
Smeggs

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Send all warriors to the nearest town in a hostile takeover.

Then force the weakest leader to pay you to keep from stomping them out.

Then do it anyway.

Captcha: Baked in a pie

Yeah, then bake all of the women and children of that city into a pie.
 
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FalloutJack said:
Wait, I got this.

"Take ye flask."
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You cannot get ye flask. And now you just have to sit there and wonder why on Earth you cannot get ye flask. Because the game's certainly not going to tell you, and there's no precious graphics to help you out either.
 
FalloutJack

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Starik20X6 said:
-Dear Strong Snip-
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Phew! Lucked out there. I thought this was the one where it was acting as a major support for the whole area. Well, moving along...
 
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FalloutJack said:
Starik20X6 said:
-Dear Strong Snip-
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Phew! Lucked out there. I thought this was the one where it was acting as a major support for the whole area. Well, moving along...
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Nah, that's the dungeon two doors down. Now we just need a way out. Seems we can go North, South or Dennis...
 
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SmashBot(Initial): Investigate remnants of prior meatbag occupation.
Sightbot_00Q: Advance North.
 
Escape

Escape

BEEP BOOP BEEP
Aug 4, 1997
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gigastar said:
Scouts- Have them move towards the checkpoint and assess whether it can be of any use.

Warriors-
Primary suggestion- Move to investigate the freshly discovered ruins.

Secondary suggestion- Attack the barbarian camp.

Tertiary suggestion- Start feeling a sudden need to begin exploring in a different direction. A direction away from the big scary barbarians.
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AN ENLIGHTENING REPORT HAS REACHED OUR DISCUSSION.
[http://underhanded.org/c5/t6/newmap.jpg]
A COASTAL LOCATION, IN A MOUNTAIN PASS.
ORANGES. A DELICACY UNKNOWN TO MOST.

TURN 7. HISTORY BEGINS TO FORM.

[http://underhanded.org/c5/t7/first_contact.jpg]

HAIL, SWEDISH MEATBAG.
[http://underhanded.org/c5/t7/sweden.jpg]
I TOO HAVE MANY GOLDEN COMPONENTS. MAY YOU LIVE LONG AND PRODUCE MUCH ENERGY.

PONY CAPABILITY IS NOW ONLINE.
[http://underhanded.org/c5/t7/horsies.jpg]

A NEW RESEARCH MUST BEGIN.
[http://underhanded.org/c5/t7/tech.jpg]PREVIOUS UN-RESEARCHED TECH NOMINATIONS ARE CUMULATIVE FOR DETERMINATION OF ACTION.

WARRIOR
|_OVERRIDE. RESOURCE DENIAL OF RUINS DETERMINED TOO VITAL TO DEVIATE PRIOR COURSE OF ACTION.
|__ FUTURE COURSES OF ACTION ARE AVAILABLE FOR QUEUEING.

SCOUT
|_MOVEMENT ORDERS

DIPLOMACY*
|_BE SASSY WITH SWEDEN

TECH
|_DETERMINE RESEARCH - [[small]WEIGHTING TOWARDS ARCHERY CURRENTLY APPLIED TO RESULTS[/small]]

[small]*DIPLOMACY WILL BE AN OPTION AVAILABLE MOST TURNS. PLEASE REQUEST UPDATES IF INFORMATION REQUIRED FOR DIPLOMACY ACTIONS.[/small]

[small]Endless Loop, n.: see Loop, Endless.
Loop, Endless, n.: see Endless Loop.
-- Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary
[/small]
 
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Sight(Meatthingthingthing)---// Scout: Proceed NorthEast
INVESTIGATE BASIC MISSILE PRAXIS
INITIATE SASS
 
gigastar

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Updates reviewed, followup suggestions following...

Team Warrior-
Continue investigating ruins for anything of value, then continue scouting the area for easy conquests.

Team Scout-
Note location for possible settlement from which conquest of the seas can be achieved, then begin scouting further north.

Team Research-
Devote time into making sticks able to fling eachother with greater efficiency, then we may be able to show those barbarians whos boss around here.

Team Diplomacy-
Play nice, for now. Also squeeze location of any settlements the contact party may have. We will need to know later.

Maintenence hours approaching, may be self-rebooting for the next turn. Will consider updates to verbose software.
 
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BEEP BOOP BEEP
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Ruzinus said:
INITIATE SASS
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PLEASE DEFINE SASS PARAMETERS.

[small]The smallest worm will turn being trodden on. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"[/small]
 
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Escape said:
Ruzinus said:
INITIATE SASS
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PLEASE DEFINE SASS PARAMETERS.

[small]The smallest worm will turn being trodden on. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"[/small]
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SASS - (n) The being of even not what more demanded tribute of from lessers [init redact place SWEDEN BEARD MAN] on threat of punishment [init redact place WAR].
 
Laser Priest

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THERE'S ONLY ROOM FOR ONE CAPITAL-LETTER-ABUSING CONQUEROR ON THESE FORUMS.

And it's probably you, I'm gonna go hide in my fort.
 
DJ_DEnM

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I'm going to agree with Taco and surrender.

Have mercy on our souls.

My brother said maybe it's Anonymous. I said maybe it's moot. If it were moot that'd be...fucking....yeah.
 
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Escape said:
gigastar said:
Scouts- Have them move towards the checkpoint and assess whether it can be of any use.

Warriors-
Primary suggestion- Move to investigate the freshly discovered ruins.

Secondary suggestion- Attack the barbarian camp.

Tertiary suggestion- Start feeling a sudden need to begin exploring in a different direction. A direction away from the big scary barbarians.
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AN ENLIGHTENING REPORT HAS REACHED OUR DISCUSSION.
[http://underhanded.org/c5/t6/newmap.jpg]
A COASTAL LOCATION, IN A MOUNTAIN PASS.
ORANGES. A DELICACY UNKNOWN TO MOST.

TURN 7. HISTORY BEGINS TO FORM.

[http://underhanded.org/c5/t7/first_contact.jpg]

HAIL, SWEDISH MEATBAG.
[http://underhanded.org/c5/t7/sweden.jpg]
I TOO HAVE MANY GOLDEN COMPONENTS. MAY YOU LIVE LONG AND PRODUCE MUCH ENERGY.

PONY CAPABILITY IS NOW ONLINE.
[http://underhanded.org/c5/t7/horsies.jpg]

A NEW RESEARCH MUST BEGIN.
[http://underhanded.org/c5/t7/tech.jpg]PREVIOUS UN-RESEARCHED TECH NOMINATIONS ARE CUMULATIVE FOR DETERMINATION OF ACTION.

WARRIOR
|_OVERRIDE. RESOURCE DENIAL OF RUINS DETERMINED TOO VITAL TO DEVIATE PRIOR COURSE OF ACTION.
|__ FUTURE COURSES OF ACTION ARE AVAILABLE FOR QUEUEING.

SCOUT
|_MOVEMENT ORDERS

DIPLOMACY*
|_BE SASSY WITH SWEDEN

TECH
|_DETERMINE RESEARCH - [[small]WEIGHTING TOWARDS ARCHERY CURRENTLY APPLIED TO RESULTS[/small]]

[small]*DIPLOMACY WILL BE AN OPTION AVAILABLE MOST TURNS. PLEASE REQUEST UPDATES IF INFORMATION REQUIRED FOR DIPLOMACY ACTIONS.[/small]

[small]Endless Loop, n.: see Loop, Endless.
Loop, Endless, n.: see Endless Loop.
-- Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary
[/small]
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Actions -

Scouts: Move scouts North to continue study of environment, and find more MEATBAGS.

Research: Intiate archery research to motivate the local subjects!

INTIATE CYCLES..... erm, please.
 
Escape

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BEEP BOOP BEEP
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OUR SCOUTS HAVE FOUND WINE. POURING FROM THE EARTH IN A DRUNKEN DISPLAY OF NATURE.
[http://underhanded.org/c5/t7/resources.jpg]

[http://underhanded.org/c5/t7/ruins.jpg]
STANDING TALL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RUINS - A MONUMENT SCRAWLED WITH GEOMETRIC PATTERNS.


TURN 8 - A POLICY OF PROGRESS

FURTHER ANALYSIS OF THE PATTERNS INSCRIBED ON THE MONUMENT HAVE REVEALED UPGRADE ROUTINES REGARDING MEATBAG SOCIAL MOTIVATIONS.

PREPARING SUGGESTED SUBLIMINAL CUES IN POPULACE INTERACTIONS... DONE.

ADVISORY ENTITIES WILL BE KEPT APPRAISED OF FUTURE UNIFYING DEVELOPMENTS
[http://underhanded.org/c5/t8/policies.jpg]

SCOUT
|_MOVEMENT ORDERS [http://underhanded.org/c5/t8/scout.jpg]

WARRIOR
|_MOVEMENT ORDERS [http://underhanded.org/c5/t8/warrior.jpg]

SOCIAL POLICY
|_SELECT BASE POLICY [http://underhanded.org/c5/t8/policies.jpg] FOR 15 UNITS OF CULTURED MEATBAGS

[small]I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. -- Roy Croft[/small]
 
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