a promise to the_root_of_all_evil finally fulfilled - LOLiterature

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Of course, you could reverse the idea:

 

[shadowstriker86]

It's....like Idiocracy...coming to life....RUN!

 

[Golden Gryphon]

If us shadows haz offendd
Finkz but dis an all iz mendd
Youz iz only sleepin her
While thees kittehs did appear
An dis wekk an idle theme
No moar yieldin than a meme
Hoomanz - plz doan yell
We didnt meen to smell
An I tell teh troof
If r luck goez poof
Nao to escape teh snakez tongue
We say sry before long
Else teh kitteh liar call
So gud nite to u all
Gimie ur hanz if we be frenz
An kitteh shall restore amendz

I have just badly butchered my favourite speech. I think I'm going to go cry now.

 

[SimuLord]

I was wondering why four creepy-lookin' dudes were riding up my street on horses. Now I know. The apocalypse is upon us.

If not for the fact that I use it to pay bills, register for classes, and keep my wife from divorcing me (which she'd do if I made her live without WoW, Skype, and Facebook), I'd get rid of my Internet service.

 

[Dr.Sean]

Spoiler: The Trial - Pink Floyd

GUUD MORNINS, TEH WORM, UR HONOUR,
TEH CROWN WILL PLAINLY SHOW,
TEH PRISONR HOO NOW STANDS BEFORE YU,
WAZ CAUGHT RED-HANDED SHOWINS FEELINGS.
SHOWNG FEELINGS OF AN ALMOST HUMAN NACHUR.
THIS WILL NOT DO.
CALL TEH SCHOOLMASTR!
I ALWAYS SAID HED CUM T NO GEWD,
IN TEH EN, YUR HONOUR.
IF THEYD LET ME HAV MUH WAY,
I COULD HAZ FLAYED HIM INTO SHAPE.
BUT MAH HANDS WAZ TIED.TEH BLEEDIN HEARTS AN ARTISTS,
LET HIM GET AWAY WITH MURDR.
LET ME HAMMR HIM TODAY.
CRAZY.
TOYS IN TEH ATTIC, I AM CRAZY.
TRULY GONE FISHIN.
THEY MUST HAZ TAKEN MUH MARBLES AWAY.
CRAZY.TOYS IN TEH ATTIC, HE AR TEH CRAZY.
YOO LITTLE SHIT, YOORE IN IT NOW.
I HOPE THEY THROW AWAY TEH KEY.
YU SHOULDVE TALKED T ME MOAR OFTEN THAN YU DID.
BUT NO! YOUS HAD TO GO YORE OWN WAY.
HAZ A YU BROKEN ANY HOMES UP LATELY?
JUS FIVE MINUTES, WORM, YUR HONOUR,
HIM AN ME ALONE.BAAAAAABE!
CUM TO MUDDR, BABY.
LET ME HOLD YOO IN MUH ARMS.
MLORD, I NEVR MEANT FUR HIM 2 GET IN ANY TROUBLE.
WHYD HE EVR HAZ A TO LEAVE ME?
WORM, YOAR HONOUR, LET ME TAKE HIM HUM.
CRAZY.
OVR TEH RAINBOW, I AM CRAZY.
BARS IN TEH WINDOW.
THERE MUST HAV BEEN DOOR THERE IN TEH WALL.
FOR WHEN I CAME IN.
CRAZY.
OVR TEH RAINBOW, HE AR TEH CRAZY.
TEH EVIDENCE BE4E TEH COURT AR TEH INCONTRAVERTIBLE.
THERES NO NEED FUR TEH JURY T RETIRE.
IN ALL MAH YEARS OF JUDGIN I HAZ NEVR HEARD BEFURE,
OF SOMEONE MOAR DESERVINS OF TEH FULL PENALTY OF TEH LAW.
TEH WAY U MADE THEM SUFFR,
YUR EXQUISITE WIFE AN MUDDR,
FILLS ME WITH TEH URGE TO DEFICATE!
NO, JUDGE, TEH JURY!
SINCE, MAH FRIEN, U HAZ REVEALED UR DEEPEST FEAR,
I SENTENCE YOUS T BE EXPOSED BE4E UR PEERS.
TEAR DOWN TEH WALL! . KTHX.

Bare with me, I was suspended. I didn't use the search bar, this was bookmarked.

 

[KittywifaMohawk]

Orginal"Oh Lord what Fools these Mortals be"
LOLcat"OH THY LORD TEH MORTALS TEHY BE FOOLS!"

I wish I could make myself figure out how to slaughter the English language now. Unfortunately, I can't bring myself to do it.

SO! Someone else must take the challenge and translate Poe's The Raven.

You are a crazy man to ask for that. That is way to long

 

[the rye]

This is why i hate humanity.