A Question for Men...

[Smooth Operator]

Well I hate watching sports, I love playing them but watching some random guys run around sparks no interest at all.
The other unmanly thing is shedding a tear in sad parts of a movie... not that I ever would! I man, I strong!

 

[v3n0mat3]

Honestly...

I talk to and listen to women. Often.

 

[ForensicYOYO]

The fact that I listen to womens problems should say enough.

 

[SwagLordYoloson]

I was born with out a penis, so i had to get a transplant from a porn star who jizzed his last hoe

 

[AWC Viper]

Umm, the most un-manliest thing i do is use a face shield whilst welding.

 

[CINN4M0N]

I pee sitting down.

Not very manly, I know, but the convenience of a toilet is that you can sit on it, so by God I'm gonna sit on it.

I'm surprised how many guys here admit to peeing sitting down, for me this is unheard of!

The convenience of having a penis is that you can just flop it out and shoot, so by God I'm gonna shoot. And spray.

Also, when I'm home alone I like to put jamiroquai on and sing and dance.

 

[lemiel14n3]

I like musicals.

 

[ForensicYOYO]

Honestly...

I talk to and listen to women. Often.

I am not alone =D

 

[Nuckelavee]

Me? The least manly thing I do is probably... try to be manly, I get all worked up as to whether I'm fitting the sterotype that I overdo it and come off as an effiminite man trying too hard. That said, as long as I don't open my trap I'm pretty safe. The facial scar and the thick stubble tend to help... and the gravelly voice. I get called random space marine names from my friends, my favourite was when I spent a day in Warhammer 40k cosplay armour and I seemed pretty natural. Ironic no?

 

[DevilWolf47]

I think.

 

[ForensicYOYO]

I was born with out a penis, so i had to get a transplant from a porn star who jizzed his last hoe

Umm WHAT?

 

[Haydyn]

Only one? I pride myself in breaking gender stereotypes; from my hair to giving people hugs. The only "manly" thing about me is my muscles and vague goatee.

 

[Elementlmage]

I pee sitting down.

Not very manly, I know, but the convenience of a toilet is that you can sit on it, so by God I'm gonna sit on it.

I'm surprised how many guys here admit to peeing sitting down, for me this is unheard of!

The convenience of having a penis is that you can just flop it out and shoot, so by God I'm gonna shoot. And spray.

Kmon, don't tell me you have never been at work and not used the excuse of having to go to sit on the toilet for like 10 minutes?


OT:

I WILL Sing Freddie Mercury ALL F***ING DAY if nobody is watching me!

"CAAAANNN, anybodyyyyyyy, find me-e-e-eeee, somebody tooo-ooo, loooove...."

"Save, SAVE, SAAAAVE me-e-e-e. I can't face this Li-ife alo-o-o-one!"

In fact, time to open up WMP10 (because all current and future versions of any media player suck compared to WMP10)

 

[Vanaron]

I love wedding proposals, as in more than a few have brought tears to my eyes...

 

[BanthaFodder]

I read Bawwbot and have a good cry.

^this
two most Baww-iest things were the Calvin and Hobbes and Pallet Town things... I'm not going to elaborate because I nearly died of dehydration...

 

[archaicmalevolence]

don't like or drink alcohol (any). Or coffee either.

 

[BrownGaijin]

I'm dating a highschooler who is Chinese. She goes to a catholic school with the uniform and everything. We haven't even kissed. We held hands once but the she got nervous.

Sorry, couldn't help myself.

OT: I read wedding magazines (for the wedding cakes).

 

[CINN4M0N]

I pee sitting down.

Not very manly, I know, but the convenience of a toilet is that you can sit on it, so by God I'm gonna sit on it.

I'm surprised how many guys here admit to peeing sitting down, for me this is unheard of!

The convenience of having a penis is that you can just flop it out and shoot, so by God I'm gonna shoot. And spray.

Kmon, don't tell me you have never been at work and not used the excuse of having to go to sit on the toilet for like 10 minutes?

Not to pee! If I'm sitting on the toilet, its because the maw that is my bowels has opened and is smiting the bowl with unholy judgement. True story.

 

[Moosh50]

I'm a 264 pound 6.6 feet tall hairy-ass ************, I work as a security guard, I've served in the army and I train MMA.

I also love kittens and the song 'Caramelldansen'

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Oh, I just remembered this. I'm good at flower arranging and decorating. The rather awesome corolary to this is that my flower arrangements tend to look kinda gothic, and I decorate in a very manly fashion. Like stainless steel and black stuff, or blue and silver, that kinda thing.