A Question for Men...

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ParkourMcGhee

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Whoah whoah whoah, wait there a second! A question for men as in males, or men as in MANLY hurrrr men?

I'm an oddball - muscles, army and stuff... most unmanly thing I did was wax my legs and wear a miniskirt for a day. At least that's the unmanliest thing I've done in my opinion.
 

SinisterGehe

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There is no unmanly things in my opinion.

But here something that instantly separated me from the basic crowd of males.
I am not interested in sex. Honestly, I just don't care for it, not interested at all, porn is tasteless to me, I don't like boobs. I hate to see female body as a tool to sell.

According to some douches that I know, I can not be man because I don't like sex. Last time I checked my underwear, I am a man.
 

Mr_Rogers

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Casual Shinji said:
I pee sitting down.

Not very manly, I know, but the convenience of a toilet is that you can sit on it, so by God I'm gonna sit on it.
QFT
Why the hell would I wanna take the time and energy to aim? Then you have to clean up the splatter because even the most accurate of jobs sprinkles a tad.
I'm done talking about this...
 

NinjaDeathSlap

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All in all I'd say I'm a pretty manly guy (limey British accent aside) However, I do moisturize. I'm not sure whether that cants though, because I need to do it to help my dry skin, rather than just doing it because I like it.
 

Hatchet90

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I couldn't care less about sports... Hell, it wasn't until Monday night till I heard who won the Super Bowl.

I'm a man's man, here's a list of things I enjoy doing.

 

NinjaDeathSlap

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SinisterGehe said:
There is no unmanly things in my opinion.

But here something that instantly separated me from the basic crowd of males.
I am not interested in sex. Honestly, I just don't care for it, not interested at all, porn is tasteless to me, I don't like boobs. I hate to see female body as a tool to sell.

According to some douches that I know, I can not be man because I don't like sex. Last time I checked my underwear, I am a man.
Do you mean that you not interested in sex full stop, or your just not interested in the objectification of women. If the latter there's nothing weird about that, several people find more then just physical attributes attractive. I like interesting/exciting women, not vapid celebrities in glamor magazines.
 

Angelus SnV

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1) always and without fail, put the toilet seat down...
2) Have longer hair than my girlfriend (who's hair itself is considerable length)
3) M'lady gives me shite for th'fact that i can remember our anniversary perfectly...(she can't...o'course i might lose points if she found out it's because it was near the release of the first movie we ever saw together..."The Dark Knight")
4) My girl knows more about cars than i do...(which is further bafflin' by th'fact that i'm a cab driver...i know how to drive (quite well), i know how to change a tire (have had to a few times...twice in th'rain), and i know where most of th'fluids go...that's about it)...
 

Sonicron

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It's not really a conscious thing, but when I go shopping it takes hours. One of my friends accompanied me once and told me I was worse than most women he knew.
But it's fun, dammit!
 

Tonythion

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I squee like a little girl when I see my favorite actors come out with new movies
I scream and run away like a little girl when I see a spider
I like theatre/musicals
I watch funny chick flicks with friends that are girls
I like men?

To make up for all of this I sometimes turn into the hulk when angry.
 

ThatLankyBastard

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Bender Rodriguez said:
I'm pretty manly, yet I'm obsessed about my hair.

I'm a very emotional on certain points, for instance i can't watch the Futurama episode when Fry tries to bring his old dog back to life.
The end when...sniff.

Fuck.
Oh god! That one episode...

Why would you put that into a generally funny show???