So one day Darth Vader and the Emperor are sitting in a bar having a piss up. They start throwing daft ideas about.
Emperor: I hate those furry bastard wookies I mean what are they all about. I recon my empire should pass a law stating that they get a shave and learn how to speak.
Darth Vader: Damn they are hairy bastards though. Imagine what would happen if you threw one of them in to a room full of balloons.
Emperor: (Laughs, before throttling bartender, using the force, for getting his sex on the beach wrong.) What... what if you took all those hairy idiots and stuck them together. Then say got a huge, I mean really fucking huge tread mill lined with balloons.
Darth Vader (Falls off stool)
Emperor: Right... right so the tread mill you start it running and then push them against it, dude that would be freaking awesome.
Darth Vader: Hahaha, imagine THE POWER, the static alone, you could use it to run... oh I dunno.... a ship the size of a small moon!!!
Darth Vader and the Emperor look at each other.
So there ya go a butt load of wookies, balloons and static electricity.