A Real Animal You Never Want to Meet

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Blatherscythe

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Vrach said:
And I hold no awe for sharks, they're stupid creatures that just eat anything in their way that just happen to have a good mechanic for detecting blood.
That's untrue, if they wanted us dead we wouldn't swim in the ocean. Most shark attack victims die from the blood loss from a bite than the shark actually biting/ripping them apart to death. That's because sharks can only truly know what something is when it bites it, it's called an exploritory bite, if it was a full on attack bite there's a good chance that person is dead in a second. And no, they aren't stupid, unlike most animals, they don't associate humans with food, you probably got that from the fact that most of their brain is used for smell and detection, their ability to detect movement comes from pores on their snouts and their ability to sniff out blood in the water comes from a really good sense of smell and those pores (they could find one drop of blood in an olympic swimming pool).
 

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The colossal squid. No, not the giant squid; the colossal squid. Nothing else needs to be said.
 

AgDr_ODST

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One of these Big bastards:

It would chew me up spit me out and then shit on me, and besides all that have you seen the paws on one of those things
 

Blatherscythe

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OceanSapphire said:
Random fact: Did you know that more people are killed each year by vending machines then by sharks? (I only add that because of the first post)

As for me...any sort of giant snake.
Yes, your more likly to die in a car crash going to the beach then from a shark attack. Most bites are exploritory. I still wouldn't want to get into the water with most big sharks and if it was a Great White I only have one thing on my mind, get to the fucking bottom!
 

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Blatherscythe said:
Vrach said:
And I hold no awe for sharks, they're stupid creatures that just eat anything in their way that just happen to have a good mechanic for detecting blood.
That's untrue, if they wanted us dead we wouldn't swim in the ocean. Most shark attack victims die from the blood loss from a bite than the shark actually biting/ripping them apart to death. That's because sharks can only truly know what something is when it bites it, it's called an exploritory bite, if it was a full on attack bite there's a good chance that person is dead in a second. And no, they aren't stupid, unlike most animals, they don't associate humans with food, you probably got that from the fact that most of their brain is used for smell and detection, their ability to detect movement comes from pores on their snouts and their ability to sniff out blood in the water comes from a really good sense of smell and those pores (they could find one drop of blood in an olympic swimming pool).
That is true, i also read in Smithsonian how intelligent great whites are in particular. Often times what some call attacks are just curiosity, they may grab hold and tug people away for a bit then let go.
 

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For me, well, I really fucking hate spiders, but I'm more scared of a T-Rex. Shame it's long extinct.
For something a little more real (that I could possibly meet, since ************ also lives in Hungary), you don't want this thing charging at you:
No f-ing way. That thing probably voted Jobbik.
Knew there was another reason I'm glad for not living in Hungary any more.
Hey, at least it doesn't wave around red and white flags :D
But let's keep this topic free of politics.
 

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Blatherscythe said:
Title says it all. Which animal in the real world would you not want to meet in it's natural habitat? Please state why and the animals killing methods.
Funnel Web Spider. I find spiders to be utterly fascinating, but i never want to see the creature below unless that creature is behind several inches of glass. This thing hisses ... hisses!.

that's just creepy.


edit: wrong tags!!
 

Vrach

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Blatherscythe said:
sharks can only truly know what something is when it bites it, it's called an exploritory bite
How exactly does that not make them stupid? :p
 

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Ascarus said:
Blatherscythe said:
Title says it all. Which animal in the real world would you not want to meet in it's natural habitat? Please state why and the animals killing methods.
Funnel Web Spider. I find spiders to be utterly fascinating, but i never want to see the creature below unless that creature is behind several inches of glass. This thing hisses ... hisses!.

that's just creepy.


edit: wrong tags!!
I (mis?) understand that they are classed as a more deadly creature than a black widow because although the venom is less dangerous they will charge a human (!) and bite multiple times versus the black widow biting once and in self defence.
 

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XD don't worry, I'm aussie too, I'm just arachnophobic is all, so any size is too big. Don't forget tho, that's 12cm span that's width, not length, it's still gross.
Can't see as a camel spider would be longer in body that it's full extended leg span.

lol it's good living in victoria tho, the worst I have to deal with are funnel webs and those big fat black house spiders. Tho I did find a red back the other day in my wardrobe so naturally I flipped my shit.
Heh. Growing up we had a huntsman in the letterbox that was probably a good 18-20cm in leg span.
*shudder* the only spider I'm kinda okay with and it still freaks me out. Well, huntsmans and daddy long legs. but daddy long legs are like the dame cook of the spider world so they don't count.
A Camel Spider with its leg span of 12 cm isn't the biggest thing I';ve ever seen, naturally, but I just can't get past the fact that it's body is the size of a mouse, I can't deal with that shit, especially with that face it has.
 

Blatherscythe

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Vrach said:
Blatherscythe said:
sharks can only truly know what something is when it bites it, it's called an exploritory bite
How exactly does that not make them stupid? :p
They don't exactly have hands to feel something trying to figure it out, do they? They lightly (to them anyway) bite the object or animal in question to figure out what it is, they let go if they know it isn't food (usually with humans and garbage) but if they think it's food they clamp down harder.
 

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Thylacines (other then ty the tasmainian tiger) and whatever the hell the guy who started this threads avatar is its creeping me out but seriously thylacines are like dogs who are also cheetahs with razor teeth and hunt in packs, there basically velociraptors and they scare the crap outta me (search for one on google images i dare you)
 

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whiteM1lk said:
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imnotparanoid said:
Fraught said:
blindthrall said:
Fraught said:
How about this guy?

[image height=300]http://www.animalpicturesarchive.com/ArchOLD-7/1189993293.jpg[/IMG]

That diver has balls of steel.
Holy cockshitballs of GRAAARGH!

Actually, pictures of this stuff doesn't really affect me at all. It only happens when I'm physically there, or close my eyes and imagine I'm there.
Either way, if I was that diver, I would shit...my...pants. Like, more than any normal human could excrete on a normal day.

Oh, wait, I would never be a diver in the first place. Either way, yes, that man has got some balls. His balls are very ballsy in the particular profession that my balls aren't ballsy in. I salute him for not being such a wuss as me, with all my fears of the dark depths.
well as long as he doe'nt physicaly swim into it he's ok. it just eats plankton.
actually I think if he swam in it's mouth it would be bad for the shark. I'm pretty sure their throats arent wide enough for a person to even partially get stuck in.

also, that picture needs a caption

"OM! NOM! NOOOOOOOOOM!"

or possibly

"SHARK DA WOOP!" or "SHOOP DA SHARK" or something
That kind of shark (basking shark) is entirely harmless and only eats plankton like its cousin the whale shark.
The more you know!
I am aware. I was referring to an accidental situation
 

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Enemy Of The State said:
Honey Badgers. Those things are mental. They attack Monitor Lizards and Cobras O_O
finally i said this as third post on page on page one, people should check this little fella out, apparently jack the riper was a honey badger, fact.
 
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Hmmm, how about anything that can kill me? Venomous snakes and spiders, sharks, piranhas, bears, komodo dragons, you name it.