A sequel... of you!

[Kaboose the Moose]

I wouldn't want to expose a more awesome me to the universe. It would unravel and shit will get out of hand!.

I want blue eyes instead of green this time and to be an inch taller.

...

Nothing more shall be asked.

Gods damn it HUBILUB, I told you..it's not the size, it's how you use it!

*cries into a pillow*

 

[comadorcrack]

Errrmmm... there are already sequels of me, you may see them running around.
I myself am a sequel.
There are at least 626 of me. I'll let you figure out what each episode is like on your own

He Doesn't Believe in Condoms you see.

And a Sequel of me would have twice the Budget, more explosions and more breasts. At the expense of Character, wit and Charm... You know... Like the Star wars Prequels...

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

He Doesn't Believe in Condoms you see.

I don't believe in sex either.
If ye did not notice I am nonsexual...

And anyway, we're more clone-like... but not clones... hmmm...
Artificial constructs. We are legion.
Just yesterday I saw another greyfox posting in a thread... the post above mine...

 

[RatRace123]

I grow a beard in the sequel, and gain a scar under my right eye. It's overall a darker second act of the trilogy of my life.

 

[ThreeWords]

I would be a woman.

This. Then I would create several further sequels...

 

[JoshGod]

erm god gives me superman powers-kyptonite bull

 

[Cherry Cola]

I would be a woman.

This. Then I would create several further sequels...

Could I join you in a "Get-together"? *suggestive winking of eyebrows*

 

[i did it 4 the lulz]

feel the same. Im flawless like terminator 2! i dont need a sequel.

 

[anthony87]

I wouldn't want to expose a more awesome me to the universe. It would unravel and shit will get out of hand!.

I want blue eyes instead of green this time and to be an inch taller.

...

Nothing more shall be asked.

Gods damn it HUBILUB, I told you..it's not the size, it's how you use it!

*cries into a pillow*

Awh HUBILUB you made Jeremy Clarkson cry!

 

[Cherry Cola]

I would be a woman.

This. Then I would create several further sequels...

Could I join you in a "Get-together"? *suggestive winking of eyebrows*

Urgh, must these threads always descend into Lesbian sex?

Not Lesbian sex.

Just a huge 99-some with only one guy.

 

[Cherry Cola]

I wouldn't want to expose a more awesome me to the universe. It would unravel and shit will get out of hand!.

I want blue eyes instead of green this time and to be an inch taller.

...

Nothing more shall be asked.

Gods damn it HUBILUB, I told you..it's not the size, it's how you use it!

*cries into a pillow*

Awh HUBILUB you made Jeremy Clarkson cry!

I never liked him anyway

Richard Hammond is where it's at!

 

[anthony87]

I would be a woman.

This. Then I would create several further sequels...

Could I join you in a "Get-together"? *suggestive winking of eyebrows*

Urgh, must these threads always descend into Lesbian sex?

I think you mean must these threads of Lesbian sex always decend into non-lesbian sex before getting back to lesbian sex?

 

[Cherry Cola]

feel the same. Im flawless like terminator 2! i dont need a sequel.

No, you don't need one. But you must still describe one!

Like if God tries to cash-in on your awesomeness by making a new and less superior you.

Self-depreciation is your friend.

 

[comadorcrack]

I would be a woman.

This. Then I would create several further sequels...

Could I join you in a "Get-together"? *suggestive winking of eyebrows*

Urgh, must these threads always descend into Lesbian sex?

Not Lesbian sex.

Just a huge 99-some with only one guy.

Every mans Dream :') *Sniff*

 

[anthony87]

I wouldn't want to expose a more awesome me to the universe. It would unravel and shit will get out of hand!.

I want blue eyes instead of green this time and to be an inch taller.

...

Nothing more shall be asked.

Gods damn it HUBILUB, I told you..it's not the size, it's how you use it!

*cries into a pillow*

Awh HUBILUB you made Jeremy Clarkson cry!

I never liked him anyway

Richard Hammond is where it's at!

Damn straight my man but I enjoy Jeremy's borderline racism just as much as Hammond's....Hammondness.

 

[Cherry Cola]

I wouldn't want to expose a more awesome me to the universe. It would unravel and shit will get out of hand!.

I want blue eyes instead of green this time and to be an inch taller.

...

Nothing more shall be asked.

Gods damn it HUBILUB, I told you..it's not the size, it's how you use it!

*cries into a pillow*

Awh HUBILUB you made Jeremy Clarkson cry!

I never liked him anyway

Richard Hammond is where it's at!

Damn straight my man but I enjoy Jeremy's borderline racism just as much as Hammond's....Hammondness.

Or James May's inability to hit on women.

 

[anthony87]

I wouldn't want to expose a more awesome me to the universe. It would unravel and shit will get out of hand!.

I want blue eyes instead of green this time and to be an inch taller.

...

Nothing more shall be asked.

Gods damn it HUBILUB, I told you..it's not the size, it's how you use it!

*cries into a pillow*

Awh HUBILUB you made Jeremy Clarkson cry!

I never liked him anyway

Richard Hammond is where it's at!

Damn straight my man but I enjoy Jeremy's borderline racism just as much as Hammond's....Hammondness.

Or James May's inability to hit on women.

Or....um......
.....shit, we've run out of presenters.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Less of the awkward dialogue, more of the witty one-liners.
And a pirate hat.

 

[Nickolai77]

I would be born into a vampire-hunting time travelling society. My typical days work involves mowing down evil vampire swordmen with heavy machine gun fire and resucing hot women from tall towers.