This was not during a chat. This was during an SMS message... to a girl that I was dating...Xvito said:
A simple typo...
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You know you've spent too much time in chatrooms when, while writing normally, you type out T H E (delete) (delete) E H : for "The".
A mate of mine has done a couple of funny typos on MSN. First was shirt hair instead of short hair, this may not seem funny but his webcam was on so when I pointed it out he took off his shirt and put it over his head as if it was his hair, and that was funny. Seriously.
Second (and before I tell you this I'll say he's a bit like Max, he pretends to have an oversized ego and occaisionally claims to be a deity).... I asked how he was, and his reply? God. Apparently it was meant to be a typo, but I somehow doubted it...
Second (and before I tell you this I'll say he's a bit like Max, he pretends to have an oversized ego and occaisionally claims to be a deity).... I asked how he was, and his reply? God. Apparently it was meant to be a typo, but I somehow doubted it...
Not mine, but my old chemistry teacher told me about an exam he invigilated once.
There was a sign up outside the door that was supposed to say "Public Exam", but the "L" in "Public" had been missed out. The people going in to do the exam were quite concerned.
I also have an unfortunate habit of typing "doing" too fast and missing out the "I". It's very embarassing when it happens.
There was a sign up outside the door that was supposed to say "Public Exam", but the "L" in "Public" had been missed out. The people going in to do the exam were quite concerned.
I also have an unfortunate habit of typing "doing" too fast and missing out the "I". It's very embarassing when it happens.
Mine's not so much a typo as it is reading something wrong.....
My friend and I were playing multiplayer Titan Quest and we had gotten separated, at which point he says, "come to where I am, I'm fighting moose...crazy evil moose! Man they are kickin my butt!"
So of course I venture over and see not moose, but mouse. My reply being, "These look more like mice to me. Your getting your bum handed to you by a mouse, not a moose" (Snicker snicker). As if that wasn't bad enough, he replied back "no I'm not, these are moose....see m..o..u...s....oh...mouse....right...."
My friend and I were playing multiplayer Titan Quest and we had gotten separated, at which point he says, "come to where I am, I'm fighting moose...crazy evil moose! Man they are kickin my butt!"
So of course I venture over and see not moose, but mouse. My reply being, "These look more like mice to me. Your getting your bum handed to you by a mouse, not a moose" (Snicker snicker). As if that wasn't bad enough, he replied back "no I'm not, these are moose....see m..o..u...s....oh...mouse....right...."
That happened to my mate too, "Be back in a sex", he was totally embarrased about it when he realized what he had written. And not only because his friend didn't get the typo. She actually thought he was going to have sex so she asked him, "Oh, are you doing it now?"Caimekaze said:
I'm always making typo's... I should dig up some chat logs.
Me: I got a cock for my bedroom wall, it's round and pink. I don't want pink >_>
Friend: :|
Me Clock!! I meant clock, lmfao.
Me: I'm not too good at speeling
Friend: SPEELING!
Me: You should do me in this nighty. I look like a gimp. It's got a cat on the front XD
Me: see me* sorreh XD
Friend:
Friend Okay then
Me: Rolf.
Me: Rolf? Who? Rofl*
Me: I got a cock for my bedroom wall, it's round and pink. I don't want pink >_>
Friend: :|
Me Clock!! I meant clock, lmfao.
Me: I'm not too good at speeling
Friend: SPEELING!
Me: You should do me in this nighty. I look like a gimp. It's got a cat on the front XD
Me: see me* sorreh
XDFriend:
Friend
Okay thenMe: Rolf.
Me: Rolf? Who? Rofl*
Every time I try to write or type the word "poor", I end up writing or typing "poop." You can see how that can change a school paper completely.
The Plight of the Poop in America
Grade: F--
The Plight of the Poop in America
Grade: F--
There is a thing in Poland you have to be careful about - difference between letters like L and Ł. One dude wrote a text to his girlfriend about coming to his birthday:
"No dalej, zrób mi tę łaskę", which means "Come on, do me this favor". However, since his cellphone didn't work with Polish letters, the message he sent in hurry was "No dalej, zrob mi te laske", which means "Come on, give me a ha**job".
Yeah. Crazy language, I'm telling you. No wonder she broke up with him.
"No dalej, zrób mi tę łaskę", which means "Come on, do me this favor". However, since his cellphone didn't work with Polish letters, the message he sent in hurry was "No dalej, zrob mi te laske", which means "Come on, give me a ha**job".
Yeah. Crazy language, I'm telling you. No wonder she broke up with him.
It all works for me..........CyberAkuma said:
Anyway, I once typed "The pen is with my mum."
Unfortunately, I forget the space between pen and is.
