A slightly different zombie thread

[TheDrunkNinja]

Well, if this is the standard zombie outbreak, then pretty much the entire populace of this earth are already infected, leaving only a few thousand survivors. Pretty much, this earth is doomed anyway, unless everyone alive has a massive sex drive.

Also, if the wizard can only transport, why can't he send them to Mars or some other world in this universe rather than doing serious amounts of damage to multiple earths over and over and over again?

Dammit! I demand no plot holes! This story must explain every little thing in a logical, rational fashion before I believe it for a second... wizard and zombies aside...

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

Send them away. It's either their earth being destroyed, or mine.

 

[E-mantheseeker]

E-man: I gotta ask, are you on acid or something? Do you just have a lot of spare time? And there are a ton of ifs in this question, so many that in my opinion you could just make shit up and it wouldn't matter.

Acid? Not at all. I just have a large imagination and sometimes I decide to let it spill into the Escapist. I try to keep my threads original and unique so I can certainly understand that not everybody will like/understand it. You can always go comment on another thread if you prefer.

 

[Spartan Bannana]

E-man: I gotta ask, are you on acid or something? Do you just have a lot of spare time? And there are a ton of ifs in this question, so many that in my opinion you could just make shit up and it wouldn't matter.

Acid? Not at all. I just have a large imagination and sometimes I decide to let it spill into the Escapist. I try to keep my threads original and unique so I can certainly understand that not everybody will like/understand it. You can always go comment on another thread if you prefer.

Reading back my comment, it sounded hostile...wasn't meant that way, just was curious as to why you think about this kinda stuff.

 

[El Poncho]

I could tell him to transport a Wizard here with enough balls to kill the goddamn zombies but if that doesn't work then sure , fuck you other earth! Staring at me with your fancy 10gallon hats.

 

[GoldenCondor]

If the other Earth couldn't handle the zombies, then the Wizard would just show up and give them the same choice. So you're not condemning them to death. This choice isn't hard at all.

The wizard's power weakens each time, the OP wrote. So it turns into a massive game of Hot Potato.

That wasn't there when I read it.

Well then I would still send them to the other Earth. Why would I let myself die so that people I don't know can live?

Plus this is just another one of those scenarios that is just two ridiculous. Why can't the wizard just teleport them into the void of space?

The wizard is probably a genie, he wants you to lose.

 

[dumblogic511]

I would be too busy going Woody Harrelson on every Zombie around me to notice the wizard.