A story in six words

[SpikeyGirl]

Basically my creative writing teacher told us to write a short story.
As in six words long, give or take a word.

Some examples (not all are mine):

Wasted day. Wasted life. Dessert please.
Accident: no survivors, underwear ruined.
Found dream man. Woke up. Damn!
'Fragile' If only I'd known before.

Lets see what you can come up with...

 

[Baby Tea]

Neat idea! I'll give it a whirl:

Woke up, hit head, woke up again.

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

Well look at that, no cake.

Gnome peddling turnips, prone to explode.

EDIT [New one]: Bugger, the bastard stole my shoes!

That's all I can think of.

 

[Redingold]

I'm a little teapot, short and stout.

 

[Sevre]

Well Well,what's all this then?

 

[Laura.]

Damn, can't think of anything interesting.

 

[lordofthepickle]

Wake. Eat. Game. Sleep. Repeat

 

[megalomania]

Lightbulb in ass is on; Eureka!

 

[Mr_spamamam]

Opened window. Looked down. Fell out

 

[GrinningManiac]

Almighty Purple Many-Nippled Monkey God

Charlie Chaplin Falls Over, Much laughter

Brando has foam cheeks, instant oscar

This is the end, try again?

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Went outside. Got eaten by dog.

Ate cake, drank tea, good day.

Went back outside. Ate the dog.

 

[Simalacrum]

Wake. Eat. Game. Sleep. Repeat

thats only five words you fool!

(saw what I did there yeah?)

 

[Gooble]

Got Cape. Wore Cape. Flew. Crashed.

 

[SpikeyGirl]

Wake. Eat. Game. Sleep. Repeat

thats only five words you fool!

I did say give or take a word

 

[ChocoFace]

What goes up must come down.
i suck at games like this.

 

[Simalacrum]

Wake. Eat. Game. Sleep. Repeat

thats only five words you fool!

I did say give or take a word

oh yeah... oh damn... fair enough

 

[NeutralMunchHotel]

Fell off chair. Jerked awake. Adreneline.

I think you need at least ten, that seems to be a common theme amongst most bestsellers.

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

Opened window. Looked down. Fell out

Woke up. Daily walk. Landed on.

 

[Archereus]

killing,sexing,more killing and sexing