A story in six words

[Aur0ra145]

Drunk. Sex. Baby. Job. Promotion. Death.

 

[Azraellod]

-was born, did stuff, then died.
-jumped and hit head, in pain.
-fell over and then died horribly.

wow, my stories involve me getting hurt/dieing a lot.

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

Rained all day, empty room, separation.
Killing fields, grave for lost pride.
By a bottle with strangers, making mistakes.

What fun! Might try again later.

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

Got some more.

Where's Wally? I only see Pirates.
My eye! There's dessert in it!
Top Gear race. What could go wrong?

Opened window. Looked down. Fell out

Woke up. Daily walk. Landed on.

Noticed pile of people outside house.

Slowly walks by pile of bodies

"My legs are broken, otherwise fine!"

 

[Megacherv]

Played Prototype, got stuck, pussied out (Prototype is interchangeable with HAWX)

 

[AkJay]

This story is six words long.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

Humanity = Race of subconscious reality-warpers. Twist!

Malfunctioning virtual reality decaying; scariness ensues.

Numbered papers fall from sky. Why?

 

[andrat]

Got some more.

Where's Wally? I only see Pirates.
My eye! There's dessert in it!
Top Gear race. What could go wrong?

Opened window. Looked down. Fell out

Woke up. Daily walk. Landed on.

Noticed pile of people outside house.

Slowly walks by pile of bodies

"My legs are broken, otherwise fine!"

Ignores the screaming of the damned

 

[perfectimo]

Flat white, no sugar please. Mmmm...

 

[Agent Larkin]

River flooded, No Escape, HELP BATMAN!!!!!!

 

[ActionDan]

Born. Childhood. Teen's. Adult. Midlife Crisis. Die.

 

[JRCB]

Got some more.

Where's Wally? I only see Pirates.
My eye! There's dessert in it!
Top Gear race. What could go wrong?

Opened window. Looked down. Fell out

Woke up. Daily walk. Landed on.

Noticed pile of people outside house.

Slowly walks by pile of bodies

"My legs are broken, otherwise fine!"

Ignores the screaming of the damned

Should I call for an ambulance?

 

[Calobi]

Outside it's dark. Eaten by Grue.

 

[headshotcatcher]

Hey this is not so hard.
You see what i did there?
Devil cat is eating my arm
Silly cat is twitching in corner
Stupid cat is six feet under.

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

Suddenly inspired! Must write another story.
Damn the Murlocs. Corpse running again.
"Well," says he; "this story's over."

Got some more.

Where's Wally? I only see Pirates.
My eye! There's dessert in it!
Top Gear race. What could go wrong?

Opened window. Looked down. Fell out

Woke up. Daily walk. Landed on.

Noticed pile of people outside house.

Slowly walks by pile of bodies

"My legs are broken, otherwise fine!"

Ignores the screaming of the damned

Karma takes form of falling anvil.

 

[Lord George]

Russian Cubes from sky. Oh my.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

Jack Thompson crosses street, dies. Rejoicing.