A story in six words

[CMon]

Met her, remember her; forgot me.

 

[SamuelT]

Mind filled with knowlage. Headache endures.

 

[crazyjackal]

John Freemen saved all the humens.

Got shot, the end.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Playing Shadow of The Colossus. Awesome.

 

[Veylon]

Once there lived heroes. No more.

 

[Uncompetative]

Tried writing Haiku, came up short.

 

[Lexodus]

You all just lost the game.

Roasted alive, Excercised strenuously, kicked ass.

Got married to a gorgeous redhead.

Today, you got bad Wanker's Cramp.

 

[UberMore]

Prostate exam. 180̊. Fly zipping up.

DOES HE LOOK LIKE A *****?!

Cry. Wank. Cry. Lather. Rinse. Repeat

 

[Lexodus]

I tried, failed, and gave up.

Hey look a bear. Too late.

I ate that bear, I did.

 

[7moreDead_v1legacy]

We just get started as it ends.

You can't really tell a good story with 6 words...It's more of a summary?

 

[Lexodus]

I must now cake. Syntax broken.

 

[Neochiiz3000]

machine. I'd inadvertently invented a time

 

[madcap2112]

Read the news today, oh boy...

 

[Bassman_2]

Dead. Start level all over again.

This sentence has six words. Not.

 

[FinalGamer]

The world ended with this finger.

 

[Insanum]

I came, I Saw, I failed.

try "six words long" by wierd al...very funny.

 

[Ginnipe]

The Cake Is A Lie
or if you need 6 words
The Cake Is So A Lie

 

[Bassman_2]

A thread made for six words.

 

[VincentX3]

umm...uhh.....err....aah.....something something