A story in six words

[G1eet]

Fleas. Adam had 'em... real bad.

 

[Zand88]

Post thread, people do my homework!

Last human hears knocking at door.

Fetch my gun, someone lurking around..

Woke up to find another dream.

A girl lost; parents seek psychic.

Why am I here? What's amnesia?

He bought flowers, she faked allergies.

 

[fudgebo]

Loving husband. Caring father. Devoted killer.

 

[Scrythe]

Quit shouting, dammit, I'm right here!

 

[MasterSqueak]

The Banhammer crushed twelve trolls yesterday.

You are under arrest Rebel spy!

 

[Woem]

- Baby, will you marry me?
- Yes.

 

[BoxCutter]

Went to work, slept, came home

 

[Lissa-QUON]

She's gone forever. He's alone always.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Level up. I am now level 2.
I can learn a new move.
Breath,Sleep,eat,video games?Hmmm
Maddawg forgot how to breathe gasp.
Maddawg is now suffocating.Can't...Breath.

I loved that vgcats web comic.

wow this is actually really easy.

Look I managed to do it again.

Okay now this is getting really annoying.

Oh great now I can't stop.

 

[SpikeyGirl]

Whats that smell? Shit! My computer!

Strange looks from strangers. Damn hat.

 

[UberMore]

This urine cake tastes funny...wait...

Smile! You could have no arms...

Lemons: Make lemonade, or Tequila shots

Woah, not with my love shovel

 

[MarkTwain]

I wish I was a fish.

 

[LilGherkin]

Shot in leg, hurts to walk.

Jon Lovitz beats up Andy Dick

Went back in time. I'm grandpa?

 

[Ultrajoe]

Afterward, they would call him mad.

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

Second input required. Unrequited love hurts.

 

[SpikeyGirl]

This sentence has six words. Not.

Read a paradox, watched world implode

 

[kemosabi4]

Never ever argue with a boxer
Cheney shot a deer. Wait, nope.

That's all I've got for now

 

[Sporky111]

Earned 14 dollars the hard way. (cookie for reference)

Pushed a button. Didn't read warning.

Stash caught fire. Made police friends.

 

[Higurashi]

Holy lands, so far behind now.

 

[Calmine]

Double post. Whoops