A Thousand people at your command...what do you do?

[DeadEy3]

Retire...

 

[WOPR]

Slaughter the world starting with America (cause I live here and it's convenient);
and require singing through the whole thing

EDIT: Think Richard from LFG

 

[Leemaster777]

Well, I'd divide mine up into about a dozen or so groups, send them out to various parts of America, then have them get normal jobs and build up capital for 5-10 years (which I would be living off of in the meantime, of course). Then, once I'd built up enough money, I would use them to open up my own chain of arcades across the country. The most bitchin arcades you've ever seen.

You heard me, I'd use my army to revive the arcade days of old. This is either the best idea in the world, or the worst. Eh, either way, I'm rich, so I don't care.

 

[Dapsen]

Make them all my slaves.

If that gets dull, it's orgy time ;D

 

[Ekonk]

Start a vigilante business? Roam several cities in squads of 7, 8, and FIGHT CRIME!

 

[GrinningManiac]

Make everyone dance while dressed as MC Hammer through London to U Can't Touch This. With Stalin moustaches.

Look, I avoided suggesting orgy.

Oh whatever, you'd just burn all the trees

...actually, now I think about Minecraft...

ENDLESS TUNNEL IRL!

 

[ottenni]

Avoid the pub. I cant afford to shout that many people a beer.

 

[GrinningManiac]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SKA1OwBDwg

This.
x10.
And it would be awesome.

To quote from the video: SNUTEN! (translation: THA COPS!)

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I must conceed. That WOULD be epic.

 

[LittleChone]

I command them all to become my friends on PSN, Runescape, The Escapist, and Lord of Ulitima.
And THEN I would declare massive orgies!!

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

One. Big. Massive.

Spoiler

CARAMELLDANSEN!!!

 

[The Cookie Cruncher]

I would make them go to every store in my county. Then at my cue, they would all start singing Never Gonna Give you Up by Rick Astley.

Biggest.Trolling.EvEr!

 

[ProfessorLayton]

I'd make all of them get jobs and give me all the money they make. Thinking like a politician, here.

 

[K_Dub]

*Yelling into a giant speaker phone* "Alright everyone, now...Superman that hoe!!"

 

[The Rockerfly]

All do the Can't touch this dance

Beautiful

Then try do something the style of project mayhem

 

[Fantasy-Squall]

Real life lemmings game XD

 

[RootbeerJello]

I'd make sure they all survive the apocalypse, then band together and form a crew of nomads/pillagers. Hell, that'd make a pretty good roleplay.

 

[Lord Nosferatu]

Get half of them superior education in politics and economics, if needed, help them acquire connections at high places and try to get them to as much of these high places as I can. Ideally presidents, big company CEOs and the like. With some luck I'll have the world in my fingertips.
The rest I'll educate into great physicists and engineers to speed up development of space travel and cryogenics all sorts of neat stuff, that would help me spread our lovely little species all over the galaxy.

 

[Betancore]

Flash raid in Federation Square! And then I'd set up some kind of factory where they work for me. And make me money. In return I would feed them food and all. Then when the time comes, I will have my own personal army to defend me, whatever the 'time' may be.

 

[Seydaman]

Bring.

Me.

Cheesecake.

That.

Is.

A.

Great.

Idea.

But seriously, for five years have everyone work regular jobs, saving up cash and whatnot, and then create a court of shadows. Have everyone train to physical perfection and don dark cloaks, then becoming master theives.