A Thousand people at your command...what do you do?

[IBlackKiteI]

Just take more and more stuff and get more and more people then, when your strong enough take over a little country, then a big one and so on and so on, then when everything is yours make sure the world is purged of most forms of suckery, then when you've had enough fun put someone else in charge and retire to a nice little island with a palace and some women (or men, whatever floats yer boat I guess) so you wont get assassinated.

 

[Yureina]

I would use those 1,000 people as the core foundation for my master plan to take over the universe.

 

[WolfEdge]

I hook up with every other person on this thread, so that we may pool our armie-er.. "rescources". And then...

My knife, your back. Let's get stabbin'.

 

[Still Life]

"Simon says: 'drop your pants and hop on one foot...'"

 

[niege]

start my own franchise in my dull village...

Hugely off topic here, but what do I have to google search for that picture in your avatar??

IDK i found it somewhere xD

 

[the rye]

Have the biggest group hug ever.

 

[Mun Chun Ho]

make the 1000 people recruit more people.

 

[Ldude893]

"YOU'RE ALL INDIVIDUALS. YOU'VE GOT TO THINK IT OUT FOR YOURSELVES."

Sorry, I'm no leader.

 

[Darth Awesome]

Teach them how to code and make them finish Half Life 3 :\

 

[GrinningManiac]

Make everyone dance while dressed as MC Hammer through London to U Can't Touch This. With Stalin moustaches.

Look, I avoided suggesting orgy.

Oh whatever, you'd just burn all the trees

...actually, now I think about Minecraft...

ENDLESS TUNNEL IRL!

I didn't burn any trees, you lie. That was...uhh...angry fire spirits?

I'm pretty sure the endless tunnel would be pretty structurally unsound IRL, and we'd probably hit some foundations, and end up ascending in the middle of an ocean, drowning and dying.

DUH, that's what the 1000 people are for! Who cares if THEY drown?

does this ring any bells...

yer i'd so go build an island volcanoe base and rule the world!

OH MY GOD!

A FELLOW EVIL GENIUS FAN!

You are my new best friend

 

[Bigsmith]

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DUH, that's what the 1000 people are for! Who cares if THEY drown?

does this ring any bells...
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yer i'd so go build an island volcanoe base and rule the world!

OH MY GOD!

A FELLOW EVIL GENIUS FAN!

You are my new best friend

heehee, i've never ever completed that game... and only no one person that has, and that was with cheats XD.

 

[Wing Dairu]

I'd either
A) Start up a PMC
B) Make a flash mob
C) Do something else...I dunno, it'd come to me with time.

 

[Jfswift]

Bring.

Me.

Cheesecake.

My first order would be to send them as spies to intercept your cheesecake (oh nom nom). >

 

[Blue_vision]

Clean the beaches! Spread the word of simple living, start their own small businesses, be happy.

 

[That Greek Guy]

see life of brian from monty python.
I would just tell them to fuck off but if they were that layal they would say "but how should we fuck off my lord?"

 

[Macgyvercas]

Have them spead out like a city-wide intelligence network and contact me if anything involving my family or friends happens (anything bad that is. then I go find the person who hurt my family/friends and beat the shit out of them with 1000 people for backup)

 

[Kevonovitch]

one word: ORGY!

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

I'd take them to the Sahara and make each of them count one billion grains of sand.

Lost count? Tough luck, start over! Did you count a grain that has already been counted by someone else? Back to zero you go.

My cruelty is inspired today.