a wish

[Aura Guardian]

I wish every homophobe(sp) would be eradicated.

 

[Xaryn Mar]

i would wish to be the world richest man,im greedy.

You are now the only person in the world, wish granted.

EDIT: Aren't wishes just grand?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

i'd wish for everyone on this Earth to find some way to put up with one another.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I'd wish for puppies. Raining from the sky.

 

[Simiou]

Money. Just lots of money. Fuck world peace, they'd only mess it up.

 

[Xaryn Mar]

Money. Just lots of money. Fuck world peace, they'd only mess it up.

Be careful what you wish for, this would only get you buried under several tons of money.

 

[Datalord]

I'd wish for no more 1 wish threads......

 

[Beefcakes]

I'd wish for puppies. Raining from the sky.

That would scar everyone. For life. Forever. It would go down in history as the single worst thing to happen. Ever.
Imagine, the blood....
Oh god the blood!

But yeah, I would wish that that would never happen...

Really though, I'd wish for a level based points system in real life
Ding! Level 18 reached!
Put stats in Int, and I'd just instantly know things better
And things like homework would give Exp and such...
So cool...

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I'd wish for puppies. Raining from the sky.

That would scar everyone. For life. Forever. It would go down in history as the single worst thing to happen. Ever.
Imagine, the blood....
Oh god the blood!

But yeah, I would wish that that would never happen...

Really though, I'd wish for a level based points system in real life
Ding! Level 18 reached!
Put stats in Int, and I'd just instantly know things better
And things like homework would give Exp and such...
So cool...

Oh no. I should have mentioned that they survive and don't get hurt at all.

NO PUPPIES WERE HURT IN THE MAKING OF THIS POST

 

[Nickflip]

I would wish for Sonic's agility and speed, it would make my twilight hunts a lot quicker.

Agility and speed straight to irrelevance.

i'd wish for everyone on this Earth to find some way to put up with one another.

Keep dreaming.

I wish all of you would be my puppets.

Wish granted. you now have six billion life size wooden husks with limbs. now what?

I personally think I'd wish for the ability to stop and restart time.

 

[Sevre]

To have Fairy Godparents like in Fairly Oddparents, then I would do all the stuff I want for me, and I would make sure everyone I cared about was happy for the rest of their lives and all that world peace stuff.

Good wish, I'd get them too but I'd make people suffer in ironic ways.

 

[Beefcakes]

I'd wish for puppies. Raining from the sky.

That would scar everyone. For life. Forever. It would go down in history as the single worst thing to happen. Ever.
Imagine, the blood....
Oh god the blood!

But yeah, I would wish that that would never happen...

Really though, I'd wish for a level based points system in real life
Ding! Level 18 reached!
Put stats in Int, and I'd just instantly know things better
And things like homework would give Exp and such...
So cool...

Oh no. I should have mentioned that they survive and don't get hurt at all.

NO PUPPIES WERE HURT IN THE MAKING OF THIS POST

They would be immune to large force acting upon them eyy...?
Puppy base-ball anyone?
Foot-puppy, a variation on football, could be interesting, and cute!

Please remember that the puppies couldn't be hurt, and I'm not being weird or sick in anyway...

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I'd wish for puppies. Raining from the sky.

That would scar everyone. For life. Forever. It would go down in history as the single worst thing to happen. Ever.
Imagine, the blood....
Oh god the blood!

But yeah, I would wish that that would never happen...

Really though, I'd wish for a level based points system in real life
Ding! Level 18 reached!
Put stats in Int, and I'd just instantly know things better
And things like homework would give Exp and such...
So cool...

Oh no. I should have mentioned that they survive and don't get hurt at all.

NO PUPPIES WERE HURT IN THE MAKING OF THIS POST

They would be immune to large force acting upon them eyy...?
Puppy base-ball anyone?
Foot-puppy, a variation on football, could be interesting, and cute!

Please remember that the puppies couldn't be hurt, and I'm not being weird or sick in anyway...

To clarify further, they can be hurt after touching the ground. the fall just doesn't kill them. You're a sick person!

BEEFCAKES WAS HURT IN THE MAKING OF THIS POST, WHEN HE WAS MAULED BY PUPPIES

 

[New Troll]

A small bottle of pineapple juice that always stayed cold and never went empty.

 

[Beefcakes]

I'd wish for puppies. Raining from the sky.

That would scar everyone. For life. Forever. It would go down in history as the single worst thing to happen. Ever.
Imagine, the blood....
Oh god the blood!

But yeah, I would wish that that would never happen...

Really though, I'd wish for a level based points system in real life
Ding! Level 18 reached!
Put stats in Int, and I'd just instantly know things better
And things like homework would give Exp and such...
So cool...

Oh no. I should have mentioned that they survive and don't get hurt at all.

NO PUPPIES WERE HURT IN THE MAKING OF THIS POST

They would be immune to large force acting upon them eyy...?
Puppy base-ball anyone?
Foot-puppy, a variation on football, could be interesting, and cute!

Please remember that the puppies couldn't be hurt, and I'm not being weird or sick in anyway...

To clarify further, they can be hurt after touching the ground. the fall just doesn't kill them. You're a sick person!

BEEFCAKES WAS HURT IN THE MAKING OF THIS POST, WHEN HE WAS MAULED BY PUPPIES

Thats not fair! I didn't know the rules!
*sobs* I... I didn't know.... It's not fair...
I'm.... so sorry...





Sorry enough to kill
For EXP, as dictated by my wish, of course
Wouldn't want anyone to think I'm weird or anything...

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I'd wish for puppies. Raining from the sky.

That would scar everyone. For life. Forever. It would go down in history as the single worst thing to happen. Ever.
Imagine, the blood....
Oh god the blood!

But yeah, I would wish that that would never happen...

Really though, I'd wish for a level based points system in real life
Ding! Level 18 reached!
Put stats in Int, and I'd just instantly know things better
And things like homework would give Exp and such...
So cool...

Oh no. I should have mentioned that they survive and don't get hurt at all.

NO PUPPIES WERE HURT IN THE MAKING OF THIS POST

They would be immune to large force acting upon them eyy...?
Puppy base-ball anyone?
Foot-puppy, a variation on football, could be interesting, and cute!

Please remember that the puppies couldn't be hurt, and I'm not being weird or sick in anyway...

To clarify further, they can be hurt after touching the ground. the fall just doesn't kill them. You're a sick person!

BEEFCAKES WAS HURT IN THE MAKING OF THIS POST, WHEN HE WAS MAULED BY PUPPIES

Thats not fair! I didn't know the rules!
*sobs* I... I didn't know.... It's not fair...
I'm.... so sorry...





Sorry enough to kill
For EXP, as dictated by my wish, of course
Wouldn't want anyone to think I'm weird or anything...

Ignorance of the rules is no excuse.

R.I.P. BEEFCAKES, DIED OF PUPPY RELATED INJURIES AFTER GETTING TO LEVEL 25

 

[Beefcakes]

Ignorance of the rules is no excuse.

R.I.P. BEEFCAKES, DIED OF PUPPY RELATED INJURIES AFTER GETTING TO LEVEL 25

Oh wells
Respawning in 3...2...1...
And only a minor dint in my Exp, I love my wish
Did you ever think of the damage the puppies could do to people falling at those speeds?
What about cars? Houses? All sorts of property related objects?
How do you think it will affect people?
People will end up spending their money on things they don't need, putting undo stress on low income houses already under stress from a poor economic climate
Thanks mate, your turned a recession into a depression
Plus, whose taking care of all those things?

Very poorly planned...

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Ignorance of the rules is no excuse.

R.I.P. BEEFCAKES, DIED OF PUPPY RELATED INJURIES AFTER GETTING TO LEVEL 25

Oh wells
Respawning in 3...2...1...
And only a minor dint in my Exp, I love my wish
Did you ever think of the damage the puppies could do to people falling at those speeds?
What about cars? Houses? All sorts of property related objects?
How do you think it will affect people?
People will end up spending their money on things they don't need, putting undo stress on low income houses already under stress from a poor economic climate
Thanks mate, your turned a recession into a depression
Plus, whose taking care of all those things?

Very poorly planned...

What are you going to do?

Look at the face!

 

[Beefcakes]

What are you going to do?

Look at the face!

Spoiler: Inquire for your daily dose of adorable within

Why did you have to go do that?
I already had my daily dose of adorable...
I think I'm about to Overdose on the stuff...

You crafting sammich Onyx...
You crafty, crafty sammich...

Back On Topic....
I guess Puppies wouldn't be too bad, but I'm sticking with my Exp system

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

What are you going to do?

Look at the face!

Spoiler: Inquire for your daily dose of adorable within

Why did you have to go do that?
I already had my daily dose of adorable...
I think I'm about to Overdose on the stuff...

You crafting sammich Onyx...
You crafty, crafty sammich...

Back On Topic....
I guess Puppies wouldn't be too bad, but I'm sticking with my Exp system

Take this, its worth 50 cute EXP points!

NO PUPPIES ACTUALLY LOST THEIR LEGS IN THE MAKING OF THIS PICTURE