Soooooo
Mind if I ask few impersonal questions?
Who are you? Where do you live? Do you have any weaknesses? (I don't know, kriptonite or something.)
What is your girlfriends name? Where exactly does she live? What does she likes/dislikes?
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Why are you staring at me like that?
It's not like I'm going to find you, kill you and then comfort your girlfriend.
You know how ridiculous that sounds?
The very idea that someone might do this is just outrageous.
Oh, man, next you're going to propose that I will befriend you for a few months, then snap your neck, freeze you, feed your frozen body to woodchipper and send remains into river, then make up bogus story that you went to Kongo in brave attempt to stabilize the region, and after that help your girlfriend emotionally, after we receive mail from bribed local that you were killed and eaten by some cannibal tribe.
Because that, that isn't just ridiculous or outrageous, that is totally insane.
Insane and paranoid, I would even say insanoid.
Because there is no plotting going on.
No, sir, zero plotting here.
Hell, even less than that.
Negative plotting (like -7841523).
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Although I must admit that one must have balls to think like that.
I like that. Want to become friends???
