Abduction and you

[Silentpony_v1legacy]

No and to be honest I take it personally. I have it on good authority from girlfriends and lovers that I have an 'apple' ass and I don't get sick while flying, so I'm good to go.
I mean come on! I watched X-Files! I'm just looking for a little validation is all!

 

[Vendor-Lazarus]

I wish!

I'd finally have personal validation that my supposition of intelligent life elsewhere in the universe exists.
Besides, you never know what could happen to you if you were abducted. ,)

Maybe become a part of a team of different aliens with different motives and goals who end up fighting an evil person and traveling to various locations.
What did you think I meant? ^^

 

[PsychicTaco115]

They told me they'd detonate the chip in my head if I ever said anything

So that's a firm no from this end

 

[Albino Boo]

I have never been abducted but I do dress up in alien suit and pull random drunk people off the street and give them a damn good anal probing.

 

[Padwolf]

I'm not allowed to talk about it.

Just leave me alone.

I wasn't here.

You didn't see anything!

 

[Parasondox]

I can not confirm nor deny any interactions with aliens.

Humans are stupid... I mean, us humans are stupid.

 

[bartholen_v1legacy]

Fuck! I thought this was about the Taylor Lautner masterpiece movie from 2011! Goddammit, when will mankind learn that movie's significance so we can take our next step in evolution?

OT: I could tell you about my experience if we can arrange a meeting. See you at the foggy swamp at, say, 2 am next Thursday. Be sure that no one sees you, and try to seek higher ground, and preferably out in the open. Don't be alarmed by the strange lights you may think are following you, that's just a sign you're walking in the right direction.

 

[FireFlower]

OT: I could tell you about my experience if we can arrange a meeting. See you at the foggy swamp at, say, 2 am next Thursday. Be sure that no one sees you, and try to seek higher ground, and preferably out in the open. Don't be alarmed by the strange lights you may think are following you, that's just a sign you're walking in the right direction.

I'll be there. I'll be wearing a tin foil hat.

 

[sky14kemea]

At least try next time.