Absolutley retarded.

[Z(ombie)fan]

I don't let the small stuff get to me

HAHAHAHAHAHAA

Flawless Victory!

You don't get raped in the shower by midgits with extra tiny dicks?

wha...?

Um no I dont...

I only shower once a week.

surprisingly... I dont smell half bad

Or... you've reached the point where you're no longer aware of your odour!

I still stink. just not enough to complain. besides, tomorrow thursday... D: stupid heater. Dont fucking BOIL ME.

 

[000Ronald]

My sister had just started watching Deathnote, and was drooling over Light. I could tolerate that, but when she started saying how he was soooooo right, and her friends started agreeing, I dropped the cool big brother act and went into intelectual mode.

Conversation went something like this...

Myself: So...the serial killer is the good guy?

Sister: He's not a serial killer, not really; he's like Jigsaw. He doesn't ever really kill anyone.

Myself: The book said that when someone's name is written in it, that person dies. He writes people's names in it. They die. He knows that, and he keeps doing it.

Tai (sister's friend #1): Yeah, but they all die of heart attacks. That changes things, doesn't it?

Myself: There are lots of poisons that kill people through cardiac arrest. Are you saying people who use these poisons aren't murderers?

Bob (sister's friend #2): See, my thing is that he's only killing criminals. That doesn't exactly make what he's doing OK, but it makes it not bad.

Myself: But he hasn't. Remember the FBI agents?

Bob: That was different. They were following him, and they would have caught him. Yeah, it was a mistake, but kind of a nessecary one.

Myself: You're half-right. Remember how he killed them?

Bob: Yeah, he had the guy write all their names in pages of the book.

Myself: That's right. Let me explain to you what Light's plan amounted to...

Light: So here's the plan; I'm going to give the guy every reason not to suspect me.

Ryuk: Uh-hu.

Light: Go to class, come home, maybe go on a date. Y'know, stuff that normal people do.

Ryuk: That sounds like a good plan, Light. Perfectly reasona-

Light: And then I'm going to KILL ALL OF THEM! EVERY SINGLE ONE, ALL AT THE SAME TIME! NO ONE WILL DARE CROSS THE MIGHT OF KIRA EVER AGAIN! MY PEACE SHALL REIGN SUPRIME! AH, HA, HA, HA! AH, HA, HA, HA! AH, HA, HA, HA!

Ryuk: ...you're fucked up, Light. Do you know that?

The point being that Light chose to kill them, even though he didn't need to. Why? Well, because he liked it. That makes him evil, and that's the whole fucking point.

So yeah, the point got though, and the three of them never saw Light in the same light again (pun intended). So it isn't all bad.

...Apologies for the rant, but it took a bit of explaining.

 

[joshuaayt]

I have 15,000 unread emails currently, all of them from this yahoo site thing called FushionMeshes.
I signed up to get some meshes for Freedom Force vs the Third Reich. Most of them are making similar claims; a few think I'm a woman.
Anyway, I'm a fairly calm person, so... never. I mean, I get righteously angry at choice items, like homophobia and whatnot, but it never lasts too long.

 

[SonicWaffle]

I leave you with a question. What are instances where you have had a moment just like mine where you feel like you need to just vent about the absolute retardation of it all? Where is the threshold in which you just snap and really feel like you need to vent or you will go insane?

[link]www.conservapedia.com[/link]

It just makes me so very, very angry. I want to punch a hole in my screen. The real bitterness sets in when you check the 'talk page' for a controversial subject like "Deceit" ([link]http://conservapedia.com/Talkeceit[/link]) and watch pople try to reason with them. Almost every suggestion, complaint and appeal for sanity is shot down by accusing the questioner of being a liberal (which naturally makes them a liar), belittling legitimate questions by snidely remrking to one anoter that "this is a typcal liberal debating tactic", and when they are totally unable to answer a qestion, telling people that clearly, they should open their minds more. If everyone had a more open mind, they'd come around to the conservative viewpoint. The problem I have with that is not the fact that they want to be conservative - people can believe what they want - it's that the stated purpose of the encyclopedia is to be fair and balanced to combat the "liberal bias" they claim to see in Wikipedia. Apparently, the way to do this is by being so ridiculously biased in the other direction that...uh...well, I dont actually see how it helps at all, but it must do. After all, nobody who edits the articles on Conservapedia to be more middle-of-the-road seems to hang around long...

Which brings me to the very worst part; how, when the moderators are truly backed into a corner, have been slapped down with facts, statistics, logic and reasoned argument, they'll just stop talking back and ban the user who beat them in debate!. Fuck you, Conservapedia. Fuck you, Andy Schlafly. Fuck you all to death with a dildo covered in sandpaper and run through with several rusty nails.

So...yeah. That is the kind of rage that Conservapeda and it's totalitarian regime and single-handed quest to make the most biased website in the history of anything inspires in me. I'm actualy sitting here glaring at my monitor now. Time for a cup of tea to calm myself down...

 

[Your Nightmare]

I keep getting endless emails from 'Blizzard' saying my account is hacked. I get like 3 everyday..

I also saw an advert for weight loss. It said 'Before' and 'Before' but with quotes from Fox news saying how amazing this technique was..

 

[swolf]

The only way that makes sense to me is to say that they probably meant that most men THINK that theirs doesn't measure up. This is because of adult videos...I swear some of that has to come from some body modification. I have to make sense out of stupid stuff...otherwise it will just gnaw away at my brain life an unfed gremlin.

Now for story time. I was around some rich folks when I overheard a person who I understood to be a little girl's aunt. Being rich and spoiled, the little girl was unsatisfied by her birthday party (can I just say that "My Sweet Sixteen" is a pointless show?). So, anyways, this woman (the supposed aunt) said and I quote "Don't worry, my 12th birthday party wasn't that exciting either. All I got was a horse." Okay, now...there's a few things wrong with that sentence (and, yeah, I'm 100% certain that I heard it correctly). The first being that a horse is a pretty sweet gift. Second, what little girl DOESN'T want a freaking horse? Third, just...UGH...I wish I had the type of problems that rich people have.

 

[Booze Zombie]

I had a spam email signed from one "Happy Negro".
*Sigh*

That is retarded.

 

[Dys]

Why can most men not have small penises? Clearly you've not studied basic high school statistics. If, say, 20% of all men have 50cm penises and 80% have 10cm then the average penis size would be 18cm, and as such, 80% of the populace would have "small" penises (less than 56% the size of an average penis).

The most retarded things I've seen of late are the Brumby Government (Victorian state government, Australia) laws and proposed laws targeting young drivers, no more than 1 passenger between the ages of 16 and 21 is allowed in the car[footnote]Liberal calculations suggest carpooling is about half the price of public transport in this city. Concession return tickets are over $3 each (I think $3.50, but I'm not positive) and full fare tickets are $6.50. At worst, carpooling with 4 people will cost around $3 if you pay for tolls and parking, or very, very little if you find free parking (as offered by some universities) and avoid the toll road (which typically is slower than the free roads anyway)[/footnote] (which was somehow passed for a "trail", to see the effects on the road toll over the period of a year, over the past 2 years since the law was passed the toll has raised slightly...nice work ass hole) and a proposed law to completely ban all under 25 year olds from driving after midnight. I'm not sure how obvious this is to the people on this site, but the average uni student in Melbourne (typically they are ages under 25) struggles to survive (students are the poorest demographics by miles), and because they implicitly study during they day, they work night jobs[footnote]this is also related to students being largely unqualified and unable to commit to regular working hours[/footnote]. Wait for it, this gets better, there is no public transport in Melbourne, at all, between 12am and 5am on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday. If this law is passed, it is quite literally puts many students out of home, as they no longer have the means to support themselves.

 

[antidonkey]

I've always found it oddly comforting that the internet is so very concerned about the size of my junk and how well it functions.

 

[Quaxar]

I think anyone who thinks that England is in London, needs to be shot.

Alot.

Hey... England is in London! Of course it's also around London, but that's not the point.

OT: I only get spam telling me I can buy my Oxford degree online. Or asking for bank data verification. Nothing really stupid.
And I can't remember any RL situations at the moment.

 

[Quid Plura]

They are just trying to make you feel inadequate. It's not really that big of a deal, and deleting it is just the best option.

OT: No, I haven't had an experience like this. I don't let the small stuff get to me, as life gives problems that are far larger to deal with and worry about.

Nice.

 

[nebtheslayer95]

I leave you with a question. What are instances where you have had a moment just like mine where you feel like you need to just vent about the absolute retardation of it all? Where is the threshold in which you just snap and really feel like you need to vent or you will go insane?

Every f*cking day of my shitty life.

Seconded, but thats what happens in highschool.

 

[dthvirus]

Probably this one Calculus test we had back in high school. Instead of a standard test, we had to match graphs to properties to equations. All the information was on the teacher's desk. We had to go four at a time, each one of us straining over the desk to see and match up the graphs. And because the rest of the class was waiting, we had five minutes.

So many people failed simply because they couldn't see what was going on with three other people leaning over the desk.

And for reference:

It is Grammatically statistically Impossible!

I think it's more of a statistics problem.