I've never heard "cold as balls", but I have heard "old as balls", and I REALLY don't like the images that accompany that statement.Caravaggio said:Oh yes, the adjectival expletives have been making me cringe since their inception. The one I've heard the most is 'it's cold as balls' which doesn't even make sense! Balls are not cold.adakias said:Egregious. I know... a lot of people who use that word way more than necessary, and rarely in the right situation.
Also: (adjective) as (expletive). This word pattern has been thrown around too often in my social circles. It's cold as fuck. I'm thirsty as shit. I'm confused as hell.
I do like how the word egregious appeared in Pirates of the Caribbean 3 though. It was perfectly timed comically, and I have to wonder in what way it could be mispronounced that would irritate someone so much.
And I always imagined that she pronounced like "e-greh-greious" or something. I dunno. I loved that line. Loved. No exaggerations. :3