Abuse of the naming fuction

[FredFredburgur]

All my Pokemon rivals were always "idiot" or "asshole",
most of my RTS campaigns are named "titties" or "evil titties",
and there are some others that I can't remember.
I did have some clever names on WoW, that weren't "abusive to the naming system" but they were fun.

Edit: also when I go bowling I make my 3 letter name "ass" or "poo", inspired from The Simpsons.

 

[ssgt splatter]

Sometimes I used dipshit or fucknugget

 

[Avatar Roku]

I tend to thematically name my Pokemon in each playthrough. For example, I recently started a new playthrough of Sapphire, and I named everyone after characters in KotOR (i.e, my first male pokemon was Revan, my first female one was Bastila, etc).

 

[the_hessian]

If you don't abuse the character naming system you're not playing right...
And I have played through Zelda:OoT with Link named "fagballs" and "I say"... it was good!!!
But the best came in the form of playing FFX recently with yuna called "prostatot", rikki called "jail-bait", and Kimahri Ronso called "paedo-bear"... it was pretty amusing indeed!!!

 

[Internet Kraken]

Funny that you mention this. I named one of my crew nobody and one of them pussy and this is what I got:

That made my day.

 

[black lincon]

is Pokemon red I named my character His Ass. that may not sound funny until you remember how the start of the fight went;

Gary sent out squirtle

His Ass sent out charmander

got lots of cheap laughs off that as a kid.

 

[NeoDeath90]

I never really abused the naming function. The only things i normally name are weapons and potions and stuff in Oblivion. I once had a great poison that I named "The 'Fuck You' poison".

Good times were had by all when I planned on naming my sword "Monster Cock". That would end up with "Would you like to use The Fuck You poison on your Monster Cock?"

 

[Danglybits]

I named Barret Mr. T because "Mr. Black Man Sir" wouldn't fit. (he reminds me of my dad....) and Cloud, "you Dickhead". I didn't officially name them this but everyone had nicknames, RedXIII was "Dogthing", Yuffie was "Surfboard Arm", Tifa was "Meatloaf hands" or "Trudy Mc Boobity". I think I called someone "Ensign Wiggles" in a game before.

 

[Hulyen]

Ah, heck, I forgot to mention that I named my town in Animal Crossing 'My Pants.' "Now preparing My Pants for your arrival!"

 

[Teh_Meck]

Lol wow i pokemon i always named my rival "some fuckhead" or the like
so it would be like
"some fuckhead wants to fight!"

 

[Irridium]

I named all characters in every game after boobs, or "tits" if you will.

Especially on Civilization Revolution and the other Civilization games.
T'was was one hell of a battle on "Titty Planes", North of "Nipple Creek" and east of "Mount Sweaterpuppies".

and in Civ 4 my Civilization is named "The ittybittytittycomittee"



I also named my caterpie in pokemon yellow "a penis"

a penis used Stringshot!
a penis used harden!
a penis used tackle!
a penis is evolving!

childish, I think not

 

[Wordsandstuffwillbenexttothis8465]

My brother named his Mass Effect Character German Shepard, not that funny just ridiculous.

 

[Anarchemitis]

I'm going to go in Team Fortress and name myself "4".
Simple names are highly charismatic when you don't know the face behind them.

 

[Liverandbacon]

Back in the day, I named my metapods "penis" in Pokemon. Oh, the maturity.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3049/2591672047_b37f04b7f0.jpg?v=0

 

[bulbasaur]

If you don't abuse the character naming system you're not playing right...
And I have played through Zelda:OoT with Link named "fagballs" and "I say"... it was good!!!
But the best came in the form of playing FFX recently with yuna called "prostatot", rikki called "jail-bait", and Kimahri Ronso called "paedo-bear"... it was pretty amusing indeed!!!

that would be funny....if you could actually name Yuna Rikku or kimahri

 

[loco619]

lol,

fagballs...

OMG I NAME EVERY THING FAGBALLS NOW!!!!! ever since that vid.......

 

[balimuzz]

I abused the choices in Earthbound so much. I named all of the characters variations of the word penis, and I had my favorite food as "vagina," which results in a very interesting line of dialogue with your mother when you rest up at home.

 

[Caimekaze]

I don't tend to abuse the naming system.

I've only done so twice. The first was in Final Fantasy VII. I named Cloud Sephiroth, just to screw up the dialogue as much as is humanly possible.

Second screw up occurred in Pokemon G/S/Sa. When you first meet your rival, it says "???" wants to battle. Later, you're asked what the boy's name was, so naturally...