Abusing the 'Enter Your Name' Feature

[badgersprite]

What's the most fun you've ever had playing around with this?

I've been replaying my old Pokemon games recently, and, yeah, I'm not ashamed to admit that I abused this feature for my own amusement.

"What is your name?"

*enters name*

"Right, so your name is BADASS!"

A JERK wants to fight. A JERK used Charmander.

BADASS defeated A JERK.

Ah, good times. Good times.

 

[Who Dares Wins]

PENIS USED HARDEN

Joking aside, naming Gary all kinds of stupid shit is really popular.

http://www.vgcats.com/super/images/080428.gif

Oh, and Link is Fagballs.

 

[Sirpipple]

In every Pokemon game I've played I've named everyone Bob that way if i trade through my Pokemon games I'm always the original trainer!

 

[AvsJoe]

I use it, not abuse it.

On that note, I once got traded a Pikachu who's name was PIGFUCK. I loled, evolved it, then never used it again.

 

[Laser Priest]

I usually abuse them.

Generally, FUCK! is a good name for making it sound like everyone in the game has some form of Tourette's.

Also, I've found one spot and only one spot where this is worth it, but DAMN is it worth it:
Name yourself "Yourself!" in Fallout 3. Play a good character. When the Talon Company Mercs come to hunt you down, when you finally gun down the last one and search his corpse, you find his contract reading "Kill Yourself!"

 

[Ladette]

Does naming everyone after pro-wrestlers from the 90's count as abusing it?

"I'm Hulkhogan Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel brother!"

 

[Serving UpSmiles]

Recently i've followed Yahtzee and called Link "FAGBALLS" in ocarina of time, "FAGBALLS, ride Epona!"

 

[Korak the Mad]

I tend not to put down anything obscene or vulgar, because I just can't stand having a vulgar name.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

In my Mass Effect profile my Shepard's first name is Commander. That's right, his actual name is Commander Shepard! FIGHT THE SYSTEM!

 

[c_westerman13]

so you play as commander commander shepard?

 

[Viking Incognito]

I made Shepard's first name Shepard because it is easier to believe that his parents were twats than to accept his lover referring to him by his last name right before sex.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

I name them "My pants are on fire" whenever the game allows. "Help, My Pants are on fire!" "My pants are on fire, get over here!" Endless hilarity.

 

[Katana314]

There was one RPG in which your character was always referred to as "Master ______". So, one person named him Bate.

In Assassin's Creed 2, I named my profile an anagram of Desmond.

 

[nothingspringstomind]

my silly character names have included;

Mr. Floppolom
Humperdink
Mr. Nudge
Professor Poon
Midget
Richard Slobber
And finally...

Dr. Mycroft iwonderhowmanyletterscanfitonthescreen

 

[TornadoFive]

In my Mass Effect profile my Shepard's first name is Commander. That's right, his actual name is Commander Shepard! FIGHT THE SYSTEM!

Yeah I did this too! I was really hoping for a situation to arise where he would announce, "You will call me COMMANDER!"

It never did. Ah well, maybe Mass Effect 3.

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

I don't usually abuse it because it stops being funny really fast. I try to come up with cool or creative names so I usually take a ton of time at the enter name screen (which is why I try to think of good names before I start playing)

 

[putowtin]

Chuffer Dandridge is one of my favourite
my hubby normally calls characters Hugh Dick (so mature!)

 

[dex-dex]

I love doing that!
A slut is hilarious!