Abusing the 'Enter Your Name' Feature

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SomethingUnrelated

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Who Dares Wins said:
PENIS USED HARDEN

Joking aside, naming Gary all kinds of stupid shit is really popular.

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Oh, and Link is Fagballs.


This one's my favourite.

OT: Every Pokemon I had faced the wrath of my obscene names library.
 

loc978

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Composer said:
Soylent Bacon said:
=,D so true
Punch Rockgroin is a great one for female characters. Roll Fizzlebeef is a great one for ninjas.

Also, Brock. Way manlier than Hank. Just ask Rusty.
 

Cuacuani

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Savagezion said:
I have used "you hooker" and "you asshole" a lot depending on gender. It works in almost every scenario so long as they are speaking in present tense.
A mate of mine has a fairly amusing story about how he managed to get a Zelda game to open with 'wake up, you ****'.
 

BigDeadMushy

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I've been guilty of calling link fagballs in my day also.at the time I thought it was original and witty.
my first WoW character was called Krakatinny.and his first pet was called Ontap.
 

Neuromaster

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I remember the first furry companion my GF named in Nintendogs was something obscene. "Shithead" or something about as appropriate for polite company.

Then she learned you have to actually call the dog's name into the DS's microphone. I think dog #2 was swiftly named "Puppy".
 

SilkySkyKitten

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I never abused this much, but I remember abusing the "Enter Your Name" feature in Sven Co-op (an awesome co-op mod for the original Half-Life) by adding "Good News!" in front of my name.

Gave me and some buddies quite a few laughs, since the kill messages would pop up as "Good News! Skywolf was killed by a Gargantua" or "Good News! Skywolf fell or drowned or something."
 

Raddra

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I tend not to abuse names.. except in FF9 where I call Steiner Bob since.. I hate that character.

A friend f mine always used to name his Geodude Ass, then he always learned mud sport. :(
 

ZtH

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I'm surprised no one posted about the racist Oak thing. There's a picture floating around where someone named their rival in Pokemon "a Jew" which once he beat the Elite 4 led to Professor Oak saying "a Jew, I'm so disappointed." Needless to say this could be swapped out with any racial/social/religious group, but I thought that was a popular exploit.
 

TheYellowCellPhone

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My friend calls himself "I do say", because it makes everyone sound hilarious.

"How was the battle, I do say" "I do say, have anything to sell?"
 

badgersprite

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RandallJohn said:
I think the best use of the system is to name your character "man." It makes everyone sound overly relaxed.

"Welcome to the item shop, man!"
"The fate of the world is on your shoulders, man!"
"I will destroy you and all you hold dear, man."
Bwahaha! This is genius. You could also do this in such a way that it makes your game seem like it's set in a very stereotypical version of a different country or region. On my next playthrough, I might go with "ya", "y'all" or "mate".

"ya, you are really good with your Pokemon. It's important to take care of them, ya."
"y'all defeated Gary. Welcome to the item shop, y'all."
"The Professor will be with you in a minute, mate."
 

Mr. Gency

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I only rarely screw around what entering "my name." One time on Halo 2, I called myself "Kenny you bastard" knowing I'd get killed more than I'd get kills.
 

Canadamus Prime

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I usually don't abuse the name entry systems in games, but back in High School a friend of mine called Crono from Chrono Trigger 'Lavos' during one of his playthroughs. You can imagine the hilarity that ensued. We, that is my friends and I, also thought it'd be hilarious to name every playable character 'Lavos.'
"We must destroy Lavos! Don't you agree Lavos?"
"Oh yes, definatly. How about you Lavos?"