Soul of Cinder said:
Ranting:
After watching the Trailer for the Assassins Creed Movie Im still upset. The trailer looks horrible, the dialogue in it was atrocious, the whole trailer looked like one of these forgettable B-movies that flood cinemas nowadays.
This kind of assumes that the story for AC is something above a B-movie. And honestly, it's not. It's a thinly veiled scifi premise, used as a plot device, to justify time hopping around history like the Magical School Bus, but with blood, murder and sex. There's nothing wrong with that, in fact I really enjoy it, as I'm a huge fan of the "genetic memory" trope in scifi, from my decades of reading Dune. But it's hardly top notch story telling. The future plot stuff was thin at best, basically there just as filler between major history segments. So if the future part in the Abstergo labs is lackluster in the movie...it's going to be a faithful translation of the game. And the historical parts were always about style over substance. Their outfits are just fucking impractical, but damn they look cool. Well, spot on for the movie again there. The action was unrealistic and over the top. Counter attack for the win, so 1 vs 30 = 1 wins. Well, the movie seems to be doing that too. Again, spot on translation.
Soul of Cinder said:
Which brings me to the topic of movies based on videogames.
Im pretty sure that they are part of why videogames are often looked down on by people that don?t play, with good reason: I have so far not seen one acceptable movie video game adaptation.
You just can?t bring across the story/character that a videogame tells in 10, 20, 50 or even 100 hours of gameplay.
You are confusing playtime with storytime. If you ignored all of the side shit in AC, which is about 85% of it, and just focused on the story missions, you'd have probably 2-3 hours of stuff, directly related to the plot.
Soul of Cinder said:
If you want to squeeze all of this into 2-3h, you are inevitably going to get something thats a filtrate lacking of all what made the game great.
You take away story development, the players bond to the character and the fun of the gameplay. Or of just messing around in open-world games (Which AC is great at).
Why would that be fun to watch? Watching Fassbender crawl around on every building, looking for flags and feathers, and shanty note sheets? You seriously want to see a movie about that?! That was game padding, more padding then in a 12 year old girl's bra! Who wants a movie that is that true to the source material of AC? For one, it would be a TV series, and it would be mostly just watching a guy in awkward clothing, parkouring around rooftops, picking up random objects that ultimately serve no purpose. Sorry, I think I'll pass. xD
Bottom line, I think the movie has done what it needed to do. Trim down all the bloated fat and gristle of the AC game line, and focused just on the plot. There is a decent enough premise there to make for a decent B scifi movie, and if it's good enough, I'd be up for more. The plot itself is good, but it's all in the execution of it.