I found chicks Australian accents to be super hot, but when guys talk I cant help but cringe, idk why they just sound like hobos to me

Same with Indian accents, some girls have the sexiest exotic accents, but when a guy speak in heavy Indian accent it brings associations to Apu from the Quickie mart
And now I feel bad for saying all that

I really am a good person, honest!
EDIT: What's super weird is that I don't like how Russian accents sounds in English, I really hate it because it sounds so slow and dull, but when they speak my native language Bulgarian, their accents sound really hot! It's super weird.