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RuralGamer

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ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - Cold Fusion - Develop cold fusion from scratch in less than 20 years singlehandedly; this achievement purely exists so that you'll always be stuck on 99.99% - 1g
 

Communist partisan

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ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - You made him do it? Persuade a friend to stick his hand into a public toilet. 150 IRL score.

I have successfully achieved that one.
 

Korten12

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For watching Friday eighteen times - You should feel ashamed. - 70G


You jumped over a chest high wall! Now go do it some more! -100G


You blew up the Moon! Good job! -5G


You beat QWOP over five hundred times! - HOW!? -700G
 

Lord Devius

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ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
Slippin' Ninja - Slip and fall, then catch yourself in an awesome way. (15G)

I get this one weekly. I am a clumsy bastard, but when something sharp is heading towards my head because I'm falling face-first at it, I tend to fix my situation however possible, which usually looks awesome (BUT NOBODY IS AROUND TO SEE IT).

Speaking of which..

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You saw that, right? - Do something awesome with nobody around to witness it. (10G)
 

Fenris97

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ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED! - What're you doin' here?: Have a Life - 150g

o_O A worryingly low amount of people with computers/consoles have that achievement. o_O

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED! - An asievemnt!: Misspell on purpose - 5g
 

GBlair88

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Achievement unlocked: Walk it off
Fall from a height in LOTRO.

Achievement unlocked: Go outside
Spent the best part of the last three hours on The Escapist.....

Achievement unlocked: Arr Dee Emm
Because there's always a jackass on TTT that makes the wrong assumption and gets lucky.

 

Distorted Stu

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Leave all the level designs and concept stuff untill last minute - 20G

God i hate drawing so much, id rather be animating.
 

Choppaduel

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The statement doesn't even make sense. achievements are earned, reached, accomplished, or achieved (duh)

Its not like they're in a box and you turned a key to open it. no you killed 1000 dudes or something.

Doesn't make sense to me.

and why is it always "achievments" can't it be "milestones," or just simply "awards"

this probably isn't the thread for this lol

 

webzu

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PurpleLeafRave said:
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - Hail to the king baby! - Do no revision for an exam and still get over 90%. 50G
1 up

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - To Well Done! - Do no revision for an exam and still get 100%. 100G
 

CloakedOne

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Oct 1, 2009
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ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Goin' In Circles: managed to try every tech support option before going back to the original solution of warranty replacement-5G
 

Pieshels

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jhlip said:
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!! Chivalry- Held the door open for someone. 20G
I wonder how many haven't got this one...

OT:

Swim 1km in under 30 minutes. 25G


Stay awake for 48h straight. 15G


Make out with 3 or more girls during blackout at party. 50G
 

Player Two

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ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Unwholesome Threesome
Create a three-way boot setup with Fedora, Crunchbang and Windows without any of them breaking.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Taptaptaptaptap...

Waste fifty percent of your life in Minecraft.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Panic stations.

Complete three assignments in six hours without using the Coffee.
 

Kirkby

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May 3, 2010
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ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Free at last.
Managed to stop assigning gamerscore to every accomplishment in life: 50g
 

Samwise137

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ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Classroom Management

Keep a group of sixth graders on task for 30 mins without head asploding
 

Roofstone

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ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Sneaky little bastard.

Promise the teacher that for once you wont run of from the boring Thursday assignment, then do it anyway. 25g.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Interested buyer.

Convince your friend to sell his car to you for below 10 dollars as a part of an April first prank. 50g.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Superb salesman.

Earn several thousand selling your car to a friend as a part of an April First prank. 100g.

...April has been an interesting month. ;P

Edit: Also yes, I did give him his car back.