Achievements and unlockable weapons exist to cover up the mediocrity of the game you are playing so it can draw you along for a few extra hours without providing you with any actual content.
What on Earth is with that man's obsession with drawing nudey bits? He is seriously odd.Kroker said:As somebody with a (fairly) high gamerscore of a little over 20,000 I feel obliged to say that I believe these claims are very much wrong. Unless over 20,000 isn't actually very high I suppose...WrongSprite said:I always wondered why I was lacking.GodsOneMistake said:There penis points, the more achievements you have the bigger your penis is. Or so they say.
A little more on-topic, VG Cats did a comic that sums up achievements (and online multiplayer) pretty well: http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=258
Creative. Nice.StarStruckStrumpets said:20G - Search and Destroy
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On Topic: Yes, that is their only use.
Exactly. At first, I didn't love achievements but you grow to love achieving them once you get into it.Curtmiester said:They're just there for fun. You don't have to do them.
I try to do the opposite and avoid reading them at all (or at least until I've completed the game), that way it's more of an interesting surprise when I get one.Merteg said:Honestly, I read the achievements before I start a game and try to get all of them.