Activision buys out valve and mojang.

[Professor James]

What are some things that you never want to happen?

 

[barash]

Activision continues to make a profit.

Bioware releases another 'streamlined awesome-button' game.

 

[omega_peaches]

That title is very misleading old chap, and I don't think VALVe and Mojang would accept without the same agreement that Bungie got.
OT:World War 3 IRL.

 

[BigEvilTurtle]

Good god, you had me going for a second.

 

[KittensTiger]

Oh god, read the title and nearly shat myself. That would mean Activision gets it's greasy claws on Steam and the Half Life franchise.

OT: To follow on the trend set by the OP: Zynga acquires Valve

 

[CD-R]

For you scare me like that again you bastard!

For THQ/Relic to make a 40k game for consoles only.

Isn't the new Space Marines game supposed to be consoles only?

 

[Dogstile]

Eh, saw that coming. Well, I will respond to misleading titles with sarcasm. You asked for it good sir.

I personally, don't want misleading thread titles as a cheap way to get people to look to happen.

 

[Mrselfdestruct]

I knew this was a lie! You can't fool me.

As for your question...

I never want you to be happy.

 

[BlueSinbad]

Someone to write a thread who's title does not correspond with the main content, and only served to waste my time.

....The title was his response to his question within the thread...

 

[mandaforever]

DAMN you!!!!! You scared meee

 

[Lungo]

Activison Blizzard are not a private company, they have a board. They have people to please.
Where Valve and Mojang are both private owned by one person each (Gabe Newell[Valve] and Notch[Minecraft]).
It are just one of those thing there will never happen.... ever.... and thanks the gods for that.

Don't even start thinking that way.. it aren't funny! Who knows... maybe some god got drunk and drops a giant bottle of misfortune on one off them and it happens... That would make the gaming scene a lesser place.

 

[MrGalactus]

Activision gets it's greasy claws on Steam

Imagine......the horror.

 

[ragestreet]

Isn't the new Space Marines game supposed to be consoles only?

It was. People complained about it. THQ said if there was enough support they would bring it out on PC, there was a petition with over 10k signatures of people saying they wanted it on PC, THQ were true to their word.

Spoiler: And since I just saw the new news article show up.

What's that red thing on the cover? I can't tell if it's some kind of ork or small tyranid.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Damn you for scaring the hell out of me!

But I suppose I should answer your question despite almost giving me heart failure, you monster, I will go with every game requiring a line dance competition before the plot to move further.

 

[DasDestroyer]

I nearly had a heart attack there...
The PSP series dying out.