Actually, we don't say that in Britain

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paranoidhalfbreed

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BlackWidower said:
CANADIANS DO NOT SAY EH! And if we do it's rare, not with every second vowel.
True, but every Canadian I've known does say "aboot" instead of "about." Just throwing it out there...
 

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GrinningManiac said:
Any time an american does a british accent

It's either Dick van Dyke-esque Cockney or some stupid quasi-posh (Pronounced Poe-sh)

AND STOP MISTAKING US FOR AUSTRALIANS

AND STOP MISTAKING THE AUSTRALIANS AS SOUTH AFRICANS

AND STOP CALLING THE NEW ZEALANDERS AUSTRALIAN

Good grief, is it THAT hard to understand?
Oy, why don't ya put another shrimp on tha bahbie? (Because.. ha... I'm mistaking... hahaha... you for an Aus-... nevermind)

I personally do my best Monty Python impression whenever I'm impersonating British people. I find that not only is it more accurate, but funnier, too.

But seriously, ALL THE BRITS doing horrible, ridiculous, borderline offensive American accents in movies over here, and the OT is getting upset about a FAMILY GUY EPISODE? News flash, every British actor ever: Your American accent sucks balls, and your Southern accent sucks underage animal balls, and we CAN tell. So stop it.

At least the Family Guy stereotypes are supposed to be offensively amusing. These ass-hats do their schpiel with a straight face and expect us to take it seriously. (I'm looking at you, almost every single member of the cast of Battlestar Galactica).
 

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GrinningManiac said:
Any time an american does a british accent

It's either Dick van Dyke-esque Cockney or some stupid quasi-posh (Pronounced Poe-sh)

AND STOP MISTAKING US FOR AUSTRALIANS

AND STOP MISTAKING THE AUSTRALIANS AS SOUTH AFRICANS

AND STOP CALLING THE NEW ZEALANDERS AUSTRALIAN

Good grief, is it THAT hard to understand?
At least in Flight of the Conchords they mistook NZ'rs for Aussi's on the pure comical stand-point
 

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GrinningManiac said:
Any time an american does a british accent

It's either Dick van Dyke-esque Cockney or some stupid quasi-posh (Pronounced Poe-sh)

AND STOP MISTAKING US FOR AUSTRALIANS

AND STOP MISTAKING THE AUSTRALIANS AS SOUTH AFRICANS

AND STOP CALLING THE NEW ZEALANDERS AUSTRALIAN

Good grief, is it THAT hard to understand?
*Tentatively uncovers ears*

Hey look! Brian Blessed has joined the escapist!

That's something about being British that is awesome - I am from the same country as Brian Blessed. Brian Blessed is thoroughly cool.

 

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The funniest is when some Americans try to replicate the English accent and its actually Australian. And they think all us Brits say 'put another shrimp on the barbie'...
 

esperanto

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some British accent performed by Americans are quite good, but I have yet to see an American attempt an Irish accent which wasn't terrible.
 

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PhiMed said:
But seriously, ALL THE BRITS doing horrible, ridiculous, borderline offensive American accents in movies over here, and the OT is getting upset about a FAMILY GUY EPISODE? News flash, every British actor ever: Your American accent sucks balls, and your Southern accent sucks underage animal balls, and we CAN tell. So stop it.
But... but what about Hugh Laurie? I mean I admit lots of English people doing US accents don't do it well (I'm thinking of Rachel Weiss actually) there are SOME.

Slight sidenote here: not about Family guy, but those shows do sometimes get their stereotypes wrong by accident. I watched an episode of The Simpsons a few days ago, set in Brazil, and they were all speaking Spanish. They don't usually mess up that much, but it was sort of noticable because I don't think it was intentional...
 

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the idiot computer said:
I once saw an American couple touring the area and the kept thinking they were in London and pestering me for a meeting with the queen.

One of these days...
GamingAwesome1 said:
Anytime somebody who isn't from Britain does a British accent.

It's always a cockney accent (awight guvnar!) or akin to Pip of South Park fame.

It's a bulletproof recipe for pissing me off.
Tell me about it except with a terrible Irish accent.
To be fair, the only Irish accent I can do is the very stereotypical one. So I don't do Irish accents because it makes me look insensitive. But when people do for amusement of other I whole heartedly agree that it pisses me off.
 

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Arkhangelsk said:
As opposed to popular belief, Swedes don't ride polar bears. We don't even have polar bears.
That's too bad, riding polar bears would be awesome (well for the first 5 seconds, before you end up shred to pieces).
 

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i gotta jump in and say what about us Scot's? we get loads of crap about we all eat haggis (though some people do like the taste of it. myself included), we are all ginger, we all wear kilts (well i have to time to time cos i'm in a pipe band, but that and weddings are the only time i've seen any other Scot wear a kilt)and that we all live in castles in the highland with thick Scottish accents that no one understands and we have no electronic equipment (i've heard that from Americans on Xbox live before thats the only reason i brought it up)and just to throw it in there it was Scot's that 1.harnessed electricity 2. invented the T.V. and 3. invented the telephone. just though i'd throw a word in for the scot's
 

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While were talking about incorrect stereotypes I wish to say that Canadians do not say aboot.

We do say eh though......sometimes.
 

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We had Twin Day a while back at my school, and my British friend and another friend dressed up as schoolgirls together. I saw her in the hall in the morning and was all like, "why are you dressed like that?" and she tells me "I'm a schoolgirl!" and my response to this was, "Wow, that's kinky..." and then she suddenly gets all dark and stalks off and I'm kind of left with my hands in the air wondering what I said.

I found her at lunch and apologized and explained it was a joke, and she accepted it, but I could tell she was still really angry. I finally realized that "kinky" probably meant something else in British vernacular, and asked. "Oh, it means like, the lowest of the low, like, a complete whore," she explained. "OHHHH. Here, it just means 'That's hot.'" "Glad we cleared that up! ._. I thought you were really insulting me..."

But still, I don't know why you would pick a schoolgirl costume... Then again, I was dressed as a traffic pylon, so...
 

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Florion said:
We had Twin Day a while back at my school, and my British friend and another friend dressed up as schoolgirls together. I saw her in the hall in the morning and was all like, "why are you dressed like that?" and she tells me "I'm a schoolgirl!" and my response to this was, "Wow, that's kinky..." and then she suddenly gets all dark and stalks off and I'm kind of left with my hands in the air wondering what I said.

I found her at lunch and apologized and explained it was a joke, and she accepted it, but I could tell she was still really angry. I finally realized that "kinky" probably meant something else in British vernacular, and asked. "Oh, it means like, the lowest of the low, like, a complete whore," she explained. "OHHHH. Here, it just means 'That's hot.'" "Glad we cleared that up! ._. I thought you were really insulting me..."
In my twenty years of life in Britain I have honestly NEVER heard of the word "kinky" meaning anything other than what *you* thought it meant. How odd...
 

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uncle-ellis said:
As a British person I am jolly ticked-off by this.
I do believe I am in agreement, old chap - all this British stereotype nonsense is all 6's and 7's. Now I will eat a buttered scone while conversing with Her Majesty about the lovely weather. And then I will count the colours on the British flag.

there's 7.
 

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"In England last year, there were 14 hand gun deaths. 14. And those were probably American tourists, pissed off about the food." Oh why were you taken so soon, Bilbo Hicks?

BTW, my mom went to England a few years ago and said she loved the food.
 

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kalakashi said:
Doesn't Family Guy always rip at British stereotypes that were true 50 or so years ago? I think it's part of the joke.

I'm not sure about the question, but I realised that idioms are pretty funny recently when I was told a french one, which I think is "the little cabbage" or something to that effect. "Le petit choux" I believe. I just wish I remembered what it meant.
Ma petite choufleur: My little cauliflower, as heard in the Meet the Spy video