Adventures in Ninja cookery (discontinued)

[rottenbutter]

If Iron Ninja had to do a comic about everybody who had reached 1000 posts, he'd die. Besides, post count isn't everything. Look at me, I have one of the lowest day to post ratios out there, but I'm well....respected?

No...that isn't the word. Feared? No...definitely not.

What sort of emotion do you feel toward a retarded baby?

Pity?

Anyway, I have a decent post count, but I'm not that well known.

FeNinja knows you well enough. After all, he did write a couple of haikus about you, and put you in the comic.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

See, that's my biggest beef with this comic: when the Ninja picks who he wants to feature, it's not about the quality of there posts, it's about their post count.
Now, I'm saying anybody featured there is an idiot, just saying it's the first thing he looks at.

Well I guess you would know what it the first thing I look at would be more than I would.

Here we go, here's a list of the cameos so far and why they were featured.

-Ultrajoe: Because PurpleRain thought it would be funny to have him doing normal stuff like Ironing. And because he's viewed as a sort of demi-god by a large proportion of the escapist forums.

-Necroswanson: Because he was the person that started the thread about the google ads.

-Fish Food Carl: Because he wrote a review about a sandwich, and because he's on my friends list.


So should everyone that hasn't been features yet give up hope?
Not really, all it means so far is that you aren't Ultrajoe, Necroswanson or Fish Food Carl.
And complaining because you aren't in it yet after only four comics is a bit unreasonable.

When will the jive-talking floating head former conceptual artist be introduced into the comic? I NEED TO KNOW NOW!

Soon... Oh so very soon...

COME ONE STEP CLOSER AND I'LL GUT YOU LIKE A FISH.

Note to self: DO NOT piss-off fish food carl.

And you better remember it! I liked my sort-of cameo. But since when did I take human form?

Most people will be converted into a human form when possible. Although there will be exceptions, Fire Daemon will be a dragon, NewClassic will be a magic-clockwork robot and Hey Joe will be a floating spectral head.

I figured Fish Food Carl would be a seller of fish (Fishmonger?)

 

[Zemalac]

Hah!

I'm not sure why, but I thought the latest comic was really, really funny. Just the portrayal of Google as the cloaked, sketchy figure had me laughing. What makes that especially funny is that their motto is "Don't Be Evil."

 

[jim_doki]

well done

I love the theme we've got going here, im still not sure if the ad's are supposed to be evil or just, there. I'm keen to see how they develop. all in all, well done

 

[Labyrinth]

If I was knighted by Ultrajoe, would that make me an Ultra Knight Ninja Chef, a Ninja Chef Ultra Knight or an Ultra Ninja Chef Knight?

You would become Sir Joe FeNinja of Ultra.

 

[Ultrajoe]

To clarify, any Ultra knight is in the format [Title]Joe. He could be Fejoe, or Ninjajoe... Should he end up Ulraknighted.

But, as that would be as pompous and blowhardy on my behalf as it is possible to get, i'll just say that this comic has my utter and total Ultra Approval. I'll let people measure the worth of that statement on their own terms, i don't pretend that everyone likes me. But if you do value my opinion then this comic is your new god and your genitals stir at the very mention of it.

 

[Labyrinth]

But if you do value my opinion then this comic is your new god and your genitals stir at the very mention of it.

Rule 36.

And on that note, perhaps characters should make jokes about the Rules of Interwebs.

 

[Galletea]

This comic of yours is brilliant, and I giggle with glee when a new one is announced. I've even stopped plotting against you. For the time being.

As for rules of the interwebs, don't we keep breaking those anyway?

 

[jim_doki]

Rule 36.

oh please jesus no...

i dont think i could handle "Fe"cking. my god. Gerald porn...

just no. oh god. i have to go floss my brain

 

[Labyrinth]

Rule 36.

oh please jesus no...

i dont think i could handle "Fe"cking. my god. Gerald porn...

just no. oh god. i have to go floss my brain

And that, is Pwn'd. Time now for a quote. "You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's..."

 

[The Iron Ninja]

Labyrinth?

Gerald is very much emotionally scarred by these suggestions of yours.
He would also like to point out that he is an Anthropod, not a mammal.

 

[Clairaudient]

Spoiler: Maybe a nice bath will make him feel better

 

[The Iron Ninja]

Spoiler: Maybe a nice bath will make him feel better

I'm not going to click on that.

 

[Anarchemitis]

It's a pot of boiling water on a bunsen burner.

 

[Blind0bserver]

He didn't want to know, man! He didn't want to know!

 

[Deadlydorito]

Hey man i really enjoy the humour, the art not so much... but you will get better at it naturally so dont worry there.

Is the man sfirst love the donkey itself?

 

[Labyrinth]

FeNinja, I hurt him because I love him. And the mammal reference wasn't to Gerald.

 

[Lord Krunk]

To clarify, any Ultra knight is in the format [Title]Joe. He could be Fejoe, or Ninjajoe... Should he end up Ulraknighted.

But, as that would be as pompous and blowhardy on my behalf as it is possible to get, i'll just say that this comic has my utter and total Ultra Approval. I'll let people measure the worth of that statement on their own terms, i don't pretend that everyone likes me. But if you do value my opinion then this comic is your new god and your genitals stir at the very mention of it.

The Iron Joe?

 

[Clairaudient]

The Iron Joe?

Live from Kitchen Stadium. It's IRON JOE.

2 Joes enter, one Joe leaves.

Today's special ingredient is... TROLL FODDER!

 

[Lord Krunk]

The Iron Joe?

Live from Kitchen Stadium. It's IRON JOE.

2 Joes enter, one Joe leaves.

Today's special ingredient is... TROLL FODDER!

I might tweak that.

Live from Kitchen Stadium, It's Iron Chef New Zealand!

A man with many talents, he has mastered the art of ninja cookery, an ability that allows you to cook while backflipping off walls! After the knighting of the purple blue demon god known as The Ultra Joe, he changed his name from The Iron Ninja to The Iron Joe, and has discovered the art of ULTRA Cookery! Now the challenger must face off against this powerful foe, and their fame will be forever etched in history!

And now for today's special ingredient... ROTTEN BUTTER!