Adventures in Ninja cookery (discontinued)

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The Iron Ninja said:
3[sup]rd[/sup] comic be here.

Comic snipped [http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/8105/003io4.png].

Many thanks to PurpleRain for the original premise of this one.

I've got a lot of ideas for the longer comics, but I've already run out of ideas for the shorter ones (and by looking above, you might notice that I didn't even come up with the idea for this one), so if you can think of good ideas for the shorter comics, PM them to me and some day it may well end up being made.

Oh and my sincerest apologies if there is a forum goer by the name of Notarealperson, I meant no offence.
I'm here, mostly to comment on how I'm sure that Ultrajoe does indeed where Maximo-style heart-boxers.

Otherwise, another great comic which never fails to impress. Good work, as always, Nate.
 

Omnidum

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Ironing with an armoured hand is not average, it's EPIC.

And also, make me into a punch clock villain who tries to make the world as grey and uninteresting as possible. It would make my life a little more awesome.
 

Jamanticus

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I've always wondered what the rest of UltraJoe looked like......

Very nice, but I felt that there wasn't enough demonstration of UltraJoe's Ultraness.... Maybe 3 times of Ultraness would have been great, but just one leaves the audience wondering if it's just a party trick.

Well, by the audience, I mean me.......I liked it- you could release an extended version with a bunch of other awesome demonstrations, like Lord of the Rings!
 

The Iron Ninja

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Very nice, but I felt that there wasn't enough demonstration of UltraJoe's Ultraness.... Maybe 3 times of Ultraness would have been great, but just one leaves the audience wondering if it's just a party trick.
I'm just a tease aren't I?

I'm pretty sure the actual Ultraness of Ultrajoe will show through a lot more when he appears in the longer comics, where many epic battles are to be had.
NewClassic said:
I'm here, mostly to comment on how I'm sure that Ultrajoe does indeed wear Maximo-style heart-boxers.
It's a comic, everyone has heart-boxers.

smallharmlesskitten said:
YAAAYYY another one!!!
Indeed (I was quoting everyone else and didn't want you to feel left out)
Omnidum said:
Ironing with an armoured hand is not average, it's EPIC.

And also, make me into a punch clock villain who tries to make the world as grey and uninteresting as possible. It would make my life a little more awesome.
As soon as I figure out what a punch clock villain is I will consider it.
 

Omnidum

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The Iron Ninja said:
Omnidum said:
Ironing with an armoured hand is not average, it's EPIC.

And also, make me into a punch clock villain who tries to make the world as grey and uninteresting as possible. It would make my life a little more awesome.
As soon as I figure out what a punch clock villain is I will consider it.
To quote TV Tropes:

Television Tropes said:
Like a mercenary, but with none of the badass.

Anti Villains who have no real grudge against the heroes, but are simply doing a job they're getting paid for. After hours they're totally personable joes who go hang out like anyone else. Most Punch Clock Villains are not even particularly mean.
 

The Iron Ninja

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Omnidum said:
Omnidum said:
Ironing with an armoured hand is not average, it's EPIC.

And also, make me into a punch clock villain who tries to make the world as grey and uninteresting as possible. It would make my life a little more awesome.
As soon as I figure out what a punch clock villain is I will consider it.
To quote TV Tropes:

Television Tropes said:
Like a mercenary, but with none of the badass.

Anti Villains who have no real grudge against the heroes, but are simply doing a job they're getting paid for. After hours they're totally personable joes who go hang out like anyone else. Most Punch Clock Villains are not even particularly mean.
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Yeah why not.

For some reason I have a bad habit of posting things like this late at night when I should be getting some sleeping done, so apologies for my apparent disappearance from here on out until tomorrow.
 

smallharmlesskitten

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The Iron Ninja said:
Omnidum said:
Omnidum said:
Ironing with an armoured hand is not average, it's EPIC.

And also, make me into a punch clock villain who tries to make the world as grey and uninteresting as possible. It would make my life a little more awesome.
As soon as I figure out what a punch clock villain is I will consider it.
To quote TV Tropes:

Television Tropes said:
Like a mercenary, but with none of the badass.

Anti Villains who have no real grudge against the heroes, but are simply doing a job they're getting paid for. After hours they're totally personable joes who go hang out like anyone else. Most Punch Clock Villains are not even particularly mean.
Yeah why not.

For some reason I have a bad habit of posting things like this late at night when I should be getting some sleeping done, so apologies for my apparent disappearance from here on out until tomorrow.[/quote]

Dude... It's only 11.30. Wrong wit you?
 

Serious_Stalin

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Dude, thats really awesome! Are you using paint to draw these pictures because I am doubly impressed if you are.
 

Hey Joe

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You do realise you've opened a gateway to every single forum member asking to 'do one on me!', don't you?

That being said...DO ONE ON ME!

I can be the insane conceptual artist who is but a floating head. I can spout gibberish while fighting crime with my partner Iron Ninja. I sense a flashback story!
 

smallharmlesskitten

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Hey Joe said:
You do realise you've opened a gateway to every single forum member asking to 'do one on me!', don't you?

That being said...DO ONE ON ME!

I can be the insane conceptual artist who is but a floating head. I can spout gibberish while fighting crime with my partner Iron Ninja. I sense a flashback story!

..........?
 

Hey Joe

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smallharmlesskitten said:
Hey Joe said:
You do realise you've opened a gateway to every single forum member asking to 'do one on me!', don't you?

That being said...DO ONE ON ME!

I can be the insane conceptual artist who is but a floating head. I can spout gibberish while fighting crime with my partner Iron Ninja. I sense a flashback story!

..........?
What's not to understand? Iron Ninja and fight crime. I am a former conceptual artist who speaks 'jive' who happens to be a floating head. We fight raptors from the moon.

Geez, some people.
 

Fire Daemon

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That was pretty cool but I perfer the story driven comic more. I want to find out what happens to Jim, Iron Ninja, Garry and the rest of the gang.

Don't hold out on me man!

EDIT: It's actually Larry but maybe you should introduce a character called Garry so we can find out what happens to him.
 

Ultrajoe

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*Squee*

Well, thats my Ego trip for the year.

If i may say, the Cairn Terrier portrait was a much appreciated touch, the Ultradog approves greatly. His Ultratail wags.

But if i may say, your best work has been the longer story comics. While i understandably adore this comic, so much so as to make it my wallpaper... you do open the gates to user 'do me' posts and sell your talent short. I loved this for the novelty, and did lol heartily, but you genuinely made me laugh with your other two because they were... funny. Not that this wasn't nice, but the other two stand on their own feet. You don't need to know about me or my catchphrase to get them.

Now i have to do some Ironing.
 

Zemalac

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I can no longer keep this inside.

HOW THE HELL ARE YOU DOING THIS IN PAINT?!

I am more awed by the fact that you're doing this well--in MS Paint, for the love of God!--than I am by the moon landings.

Well done. Now bring us more story comics.