Adventures in originality: You are now the last character you played in a video game.

[mariofan1000]

I'm kirby, time to eat the shit out of everything.

 

[Rawne1980]

Geralt of Rivia.

Need to tell my wife I may be gone a while. Got some lasses to nail and some quite large monsters to massacre.

Hold on, that involves lots of running around and extreme physical effort....

Knew I should have played darts.

 

[OutcastBOS]

Jack Marston. Time for me to take my anger out on an unsuspecting dying Wild West.

 

[ZombieGenesis]

King William the Conqueror (Medieval Total War II ftw).
I hear the crusades acallin'.

 

[llew]

nero... why couldnt i have finished as dante instead of that whiny emo *****?

 

[Lev The Red]

Gunnery Sargent Buck.
BAM said the lady!

 

[Shockolate]

Mordecai from borderlands?

Sweet. An awesome voice and I don't have to practice my evil laugh.

A pet hawk is fine too.

 

[Sleepingzombie]

I played amnesia the dark descent, the JUSTINE expansion. . .so I am a woman walking through a dark cellar, being chased by mutilated . .things. Sometimes I hear a wailing sound and I meet a trapped prisoner. with monsters behind me, and the way forward closed, I have to kill or be killed if I cannot find another way. . .

 

[Syntax Man]

Wonderful, now I get to be a random faceless American marine from Bad Company 2, and I'm in the middle of fucking-cold-ville, that's just tan fucking fastic.

 

[Sassafrass]

I do believe that would be Randy Orton.

I think I can deal with th-*Hit in the face with a chair*

 

[reapersgrin]

hmmmmm would a game your developing count? cause the last game i played was Xiphoid:Battle Royale.
and the last weapon i used was the blood witch horror, a armblade made from the blood of one of the playable charecters. think morphing armblade of badassery. Hmmmmmm i find myself with only this to say "GET SOME!"

-edit- keep in mind the character is a super weapon designed to take on entire armies on his own. the chuck a tank hulk style kind.

 

[Erana]

I'm one of those princesses whose parents aren't around, but doesn't get to be queen. Dammit...
At least I get an army and the best AI in the game.

 

[Hale Bloodshock]

I am Hawke from Dragon Age 2. I'm a Warrior... and now a woman too. That would get interesting.

 

[MCDeltaT]

Before I kill you demon I will carve my name into your flesh. That name is Garcia Fucking Hotspur!

 

[Hides His Eyes]

Mordecai from borderlands?

Sweet. An awesome voice and I don't have to practice my evil laugh.

A pet hawk is fine too.

He's an awesome character.

I am Lukas from Dungeon Siege 3. I have chronic lack-of-personality disorder, but on the plus side I have a fucking massive sword.

 

[Apollomasque]

Lo, I am Rico Rodriguez from Just Cause 2.
Fear the wrath of the master of time and space, immortal physics defying warlock and last son of Zeus and a Hispanic window cleaner.
I'm video game Chuck Norris and it's awesome.

 

[Apollomasque]

Lo, I am Rico Rodriguez from Just Cause 2.
Fear the wrath of the master of time and space, immortal physics defying warlock and last son of Zeus and a Hispanic window cleaner.
I'm video game Chuck Norris and it's awesome.

 

[Space Spoons]

Rose (Super Street Fighter IV: Arcade Edition)
Huh. Guess it's time to tell people's fortunes and look pretty. I can dig it.

 

[Exius Xavarus]

Phontaire the Barbarian. My Demon's Souls character. :x

 

[Kevlar Eater]

I am a Necrocybermancer in EYE: Divine Cybermancy. My character doesn't have a name, as far as I'm aware.