Again, what's in the basement?

[Singularly Datarific]

about half an inch of water and an arms race between old pipes and cobwebs.

 

[puff ball]

its were the escapist keeps Yahtzee, don't believe the lies about Australia

 

[BENZOOKA]

I am in the basement.

 

[Caligulove]

Three people, living there of their own accord. Even set up their own beds and kitchen and everything... Actually, that might just be a separate apartment on what might be the floor below me... that would explain why that liquor mini-fridge I store there is always empty...

 

[Android2137]

Oh there's nothing terrible about the basement itself. The problem is the door. A sound-proof door automatically locks and only opens from the outside.

 

[Gudrests]

A bunch of gay women in a sex orgy.

...

Why is the basement bad again?

Because they don't let you join or watch...just listen. I always throught that is how the Zynga kids got in last year....kinda why we try and shoot at anything that goes near the door.

 

[Ih8pkmn]

It's where CandleJack keeps his vict-

But, I thought CandleJack always kills hi-

Since when does HE give you a chance to type a hyphen at the end of the sentence?

I refuse to say HIS name, or HE will get me.

OT:The Escapist's fragment of the Pnakotic Manuscripts is down there. We do not speak of it.

Also, in addition to the Scary Thread, we keep the Akinator thread down there.

And there is no such thing as Candlejack. It's just a silly story made up to scare kids.See? Well, nothing left to do except finish this sent

 

[dannipulsa]

my grandparents, don't worry they are still alive. (they live there)

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

The stairs to the basement were broken a while back. The Escapist built the R&P forum halfway down. That was a mistake, as the trolls we toss down there keep trying to burrow out, and always appear first in the R&P section.

Also, "The Scary Thread" is down there. The trolls are afraid of it, and thus hide on the other side of the basement. This is why you don't hear them chittering, and it's also why they are trying to escape.

<img width=800>http://www.myspacesarcasm.com/myspace-motivational-comments/10/pics_motivational-the-basement.jpg

In this photo, you can see the stairs are missing (this is right outside the R&P forum). You can also see the embodiment of "The Scary Thread" and a particularly brave troll.

So THAT'S where it went.

Not that I was looking for it or anything, I was just wondering why I wasn't having nightmares about it.

I hope the chains stay in place with a nice sturdy lock.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

It's where CandleJack keeps his vict-

But, I thought CandleJack always kills hi-

Since when does HE give you a chance to type a hyphen at the end of the sentence?

I refuse to say HIS name, or HE will get me.

OT:The Escapist's fragment of the Pnakotic Manuscripts is down there. We do not speak of it.

Also, in addition to the Scary Thread, we keep the Akinator thread down there.

And there is no such thing as Candlejack. It's just a silly story made up to scare kids.See? Well, nothing left to do except finish this sent

Give him time, he's busy getting more rope.

 

[supermariner]

Mudcrabs
a trillion fucking mudcrabs

 

[drbarno]

There is no basement, just a long complex twisting tunnel that we send the trolls through.

Also, we should keep an eye on the attic. Damn thing keep catching alight.

 

[Mimssy]

A minotaur, I hope everyone brought their ball of string

 

[Spydercake]

Me, and my fellow happy as can be Scary Thread gate key holders, the troll gate has been broken for a few decades now.
There is a few camel spiders that we breed for our food, and slenderman comes and walks smiley.dog every day or so.
~ My friend, Billy, writing from the Ravenholm sector of the Basement. We don't go there anymore.

 

[Athol]

I went into the basement the other day and Im fine. While I was there, I think I found a portal to R'lyeh, just so everyone has a heads up.

 

[Smagmuck_]

I don't have a basement!

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

Shelob, crawling silently on the walls, waiting for her time to strike the first person who goes down there for Christmas lights.

 

[Hectix777]

A pentogram where Yahtzee attempted to perform a satanic ritual that would bring about the end of crappy games, or to rain gardettos, or a release date for Duke Nukem Forever(probable, if so it worked), or that this world would be a lot more like No More Heroes.