Ah, the miracle of life. BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!

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Cpu46

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I thought the baby roaches looked kind of like squirts from bastion except white. The fact that they were emerging from the mothers abdomen like that was really the only icky thing about it.
 

twaddle

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if your going to quote it the don't quote the video i just ate lunch and i'm not pressing play on that. What the hell is wrong with you.
 

DoPo

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OP, I completely disagree with the title. I can't understand how can it be so wrong. First, birth is not a miracle. People above mentioned it too. Second, I don't think fire would be good enough - now carpet bomb with napalm seems more reasonable, although I'd prefer a nuke.
 

Kriptonite

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Krazyguy117 said:
I prefer Rick Astley.
This. Every. Single. Time.

I watched roughly thirty seconds of it and I now require roughly thirty years of therapy to recover...
 

Mordekaien

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I too think it was pretty cool, I mean, it could have been lot worse than that. And finally I know how cockroaches come to life.
 

Crazy_Dude

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AnythingOutstanding said:
Fascinating find.

I thought that was really cool.

Though, what scared me was the thread title. I thought that it implied that they were going to literally burn it on camera and that would just be mean.
Indeed I do not see the reason for people to be grossed out by insects, they are often useful and intresting creatures.
 

game-lover

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I hate cockroaches so very much. But this wasn't all that gross to me.

Are they eating their mother though? I can't tell...
 

Swyftstar

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I am torn between hating you for posting this and loving you for warning us first. I'll go with the latter since I heeded it.
 

SckizoBoy

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A Hermit's Cave
Elijah Newton said:
See, Internet, this is why we can't have nice things. Because every time you show us cool and amazing things, you also show us goatse, two girls and a cup, Rick Astley ...and now a hissing cockroach giving birth.
Well, unlike goatse/2G1C, that has some... albeit grotesque intrigue to it... I was about to say educational, but I'm sure you wouldn't react well to that.

Anyway, I was bored for about two and a half minutes (granted, I turned the sound off so I could enjoy Approaching Nirvana...) but I rather wished the cameraman stopped switching views like that... the newborn roaches were intriguing...

Girl With One Eye said:
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?!!
Um... do you want me to describe it?! =P

DoPo said:
Second, I don't think fire would be good enough - now carpet bomb with napalm seems more reasonable, although I'd prefer a nuke.
Nah... get some jewel-wasps, that'd be more fun! (The female jewel wasp basically wrestles with the cockroache, stings it in the base of the head, makes it subservient by chomping off its antenna and laying its eggs in the roach's abdomen, still alive when they birth, incidentally)...

Like so:


Entomology at its finest... *glee*

Random Fella said:
Oh, that was beautiful, don't know what you guys are talking about, her larvae looked so cute
Not technically larvae since they don't pupate, but not that it matters. Though they're like alligators, cute as a button as babies but ugly as fuck as adults... :/
 
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I don't get why people think that was so bad, sure the mother is nothing to look at but her babies are really cute considering they are cockroaches.
 

SonofaJohannes

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I'm not even going to watch that. The mental imagine I got from reading the video's title was enough for me to sit in the corner in a fetal position for far too long. Not doing it, no sir, not me.
 

nuba km

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Pikaspew said:
Wasn't expecting so many baby roaches o_0 how did they all fit in there?
they are also clowns

OT: I didn't fins that disgusting for even a moment, just kinda boring.
 

Ariyura

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That was awesome! I always loved things like these. Science class was so much fun with all the jars and insect studying we did.
 

DoPo

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SckizoBoy said:
DoPo said:
Second, I don't think fire would be good enough - now carpet bomb with napalm seems more reasonable, although I'd prefer a nuke.
Nah... get some jewel-wasps, that'd be more fun! (The female jewel wasp basically wrestles with the cockroache, stings it in the base of the head, makes it subservient by chomping off its antenna and laying its eggs in the roach's abdomen, still alive when they birth, incidentally)...

Like so:


Entomology at its finest... *glee*
YES! Thank you! That's what is actually needed. More jewel wasps!

In related news, I should go cancel a nuclear strike.
 

BrotherSurplice

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As many, MANY people have already mentioned, why the hell is birth considered such a miracle? There's a perfectly scientific explanation for why it happens, and it happens somewhere every few minutes. Doesn't sound like much of a miracle to me.

Yeah, but as for the video?
[http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/213377-pony-reactions]

NO FUCKING WAY AM I WATCHING THAT