Wow. Surely stuff like this is teetering on the edge of slander? I'm happy for unaccompanied kids to be seated away from me in their own section, just to ensure me some peace; but I sure as hell am not taking anything less than an upgrade if some chops-y stewardess comes over and says "Excuse me sir, could you move? Only, as a man, we?re worried you could be a threat to the child." That makes moving feel like admission to a criminal interest.
Frankly, I?m amazed anyone?s tried to molest a kid on a plane. I don?t see how you could hope to get away with it. Most people are careful about farting on a plane.
If airlines are really that paranoid, they can work out a seating plan for the children beforehand and not expect customers to put up with their crap.
Besides, what if the woman you sit them next to is desperate but unable to have a child of her own, and attempts to befriend the child, hoping to abduct them as her own later on? What do we assume now?
I?d suggest all men faced with this in the future smile, gather their things and walk straight up to first and/ or business class looking for a free seat. When confronted with a ?Sorry, sir, you can?t sit here? Say: ?I?m a paying customer, who you?ve just publicly insinuated may be a pedophile, based on nothing more than paranoid assumptions. You most certainly are upgrading me to First Class, free of charge, of course. Now fetch my complimentary bottle of Bollinger?.
Final rant: Paranoid, feckless parents in supermarkets: Stop getting all upitty when an adult catches your child?s shoulder whilst it?s running/ spinning around, to stop it running into us and banging it?s head on something. We?re doing you a favour you complacent fucks! If anyone should be under suspicion, it?s you, for being useless!
TL;DR
When confronted by a dumb airline calling you a pedo for no good reason, eloquently demand lots of free shit.
Airlines need to develop means to implement their policies that don't insult and inconvenience their customers.
Everyone's a threat to children in hypothetical land. Doesn't mean that threat is likely.
Parents who can't look out for their kids in shops shouldn't start throwing stones when a stranger does a better job for them.