Alien asks you to prove humanity is worth saving

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Cab00se206

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Give them a box set of Star Trek: TNG. Picard makes about three of these speeches before the second act of every episode.
 

willsham45

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I would say we are a mixed bunch, Pointing towards the bad guys being the super ritch power elite in the goverment and banks. So ye kill them and what you will have left is most of the good honist people...Good honest STUPID people...like you and me :p
 

PurplePlatypus

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The reason they have for destroy us in the first place must be pitiful if they are asking us about it. Maybe they should come back when they have a better excuse and will to do it.

Saving, sparing?
Rich words from beings threatening us.
 

Laser Priest

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Tell them it's not but tell them that I am and introduce them to my undead legion if they insist otherwise.
 

Tekkawarrior

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BloodSquirrel said:
"I don't guess you'd mind becoming our overlords, would you? We kinda botched the whole 'ruling ourselves thing'."
This times a million. We don't need to be wiped, we just need to be put in our place.
Like children at a candy store.
 

Mozza444

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I'd say were just not worth saving.
However for the sake of biodiversity i would tell them to keep a few humans to study ect.
Let me be the head of this project and i would live with the aliens and communicate with them.
 

Madman123456

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I'd say that humanity is unique. If it isn't and we have something exactly like Humanity somewhere it wouldn't matter anyway. We could merge those two together and people wouldn't even notice.

Whatever, let's just say Humanity is unique. This is a Reason to save it, if only for the unique things one could learn from a unique Civilization.
 

Tensacloud

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I wouldn't say that all humans are worthless and not worth saving. But I also wouldn't say that we all have worth in saving. Case by case scenario.
 

Kyouki1980

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Thats an easy question to answer. Ofcourse it's not worth saving. In fact I would wipe the human race out if I could. Good thing I don't have access to biological weapons.
 

GrizzlerBorno

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I, like so many others, would say "I don't gotta prove SHITSQUAT to you, Tentacles!! [To my army:] CHARGE!!" We might die, but atleast we'll die proud.
 

Pyramid Head

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Give them a cup of coffee, let them watch some Bruce Campbell movies, and get them some pot. It's hard to get motivated to wipe out an entire species when you've got a joint, a pizza, and some Bob Marley playing on the radio.
 

ZRendZ

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"I'm sorry but you say it like you're some over-all judge of whether we should survive or not? if we're that much on an annoyance then get away from our world and its not like you've done something bad, like threatening to exterminate a whole race of people like you, what different are we to you except that we're a little behind in terms of technology, if you destroy humanity then you'll destroy many other things that live on the earth, the plants, the animals the majority rely on humans to exist" that's what i would like to say atleast...
 

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JackKrauserFtw said:
TLS14 said:
Who says I'd want to save humanity? Most people are fucking worthless!
Typical thoughtless retard who thinks hes a cynic because he watches Yahtzee's videos. What about the ones you love, and if nothing else what about yourself
Okay, listen. I can understand why you see me as a retard. You seem to have a negative attitude toward most if not all of the "It's not worth saving" crowd. However, I want you to think about it for a second. What good has humanity done for anyone other than itself? Ever since we industrialized the world, all we have done is slowly contaminate and destroy the planet in order to give ourselves luxurious privileges. Hell, sometimes we even kill OTHER HUMANS for these luxuries. To other potential inhabitants of the Milky Way, we would be seen as a self-serving, uncaring race.

To be honest, I know that myself and my loved ones are a part of the degradation of the planet as well. We're just a few out of the conglomerate of 6.5 billion, but it's not to be overlooked. I'd sacrifice myself if that meant purging the Earth of the human parasite as it is described today.

Also, I was caustic towards many topics LONG before I discovered The Escapist, and even before I discovered Zero Punctuation. Stop assuming you know what I'm like, what I think, and how I feel toward humanity.