Alien Invasion

[the captain]

If there was an alien invasion like what happened in the movies Indepenence Day or Signs, (minus the water weakness) what would you do? Would you hunker down in your house with every weapon you own? Would you go to a church and pray until the aliens find you? Would you just get in your car and run for it? Or, would you go outside and look for aliens to kill?

 

[Dele]

I would scare the **** out of people by yelling from my balcony "You will be assimilated! Resistance is futile!"

 

[Ken Korda]

I would think 'How inconvenient, after all the threads preparing me for a zombie invasion now I have to prepare for an alien invasion as well'

 

[shadow_pirate22]

Try to find a peacful solution, a way for us all to live in harmony.

Failing at that, grab a shotgun, as much ammo as i can, and go to hawaii. If they find me, I'll fight back. If they kill me, oh well. I spent my last days in hawaii.

 

[Combined]

*coughs loudly, trying to draw attention to his avatar* Yes.

 

[Simriel]

I would leave all major cities, and take myself to a bunker led by Alan Baldwin. He would then say it would be nice if we had some grenades. Then two ethnic minorities will destroy the aliens using a MacOS computer that syncs automatically with the aliens magical open network. Then we shall all smoke.

 

[chickenlord]

i would...die...we would all die...pretty quickly too...if thats what they wanted...But if you think about it aliens don't really have a reason to kill us. They would either want to enslave us. Or they wouldn't come millions of lightyears away, just to talk to some dumbass primative monkeys... they would wait at least a few more thousand years(if we last that long) when(If) we further our intellect. If aliens ever want to come to or planet to either create peace or war, they better help us out cause the way i see it human kind isn't going to well. So to all you aliens out there...send us some super-duper brain stimulant to make us use the other 90% of our brain to further our species!

 

[johnman]

Try to find a peacful solution, a way for us all to live in harmony.

Failing at that, grab a shotgun, as much ammo as i can, and go to hawaii. If they find me, I'll fight back. If they kill me, oh well. I spent my last days in hawaii.

Great idea
It depends how badly our arses are getting kicked. If its like War of the worlds and there no stopping them, ill wait nd see what goes on and see if they expose a weakness. If they are just like any other solider (a.k.a die when shot in head and teabagged) ill join the fight. I say we send in all the halo nerds first as they a re so "experianced" with such matters.

 

[Adfest]

I'd treat it as I would a zombie outbreak. The aliens are going to focus on urban areas (at first anyway). I'll take whatever supplies and weapons I can and head for a remote area and try to survive. Unfortunately, aliens would probably win anyway.

 

[nova18]

I would think 'How inconvenient, after all the threads preparing me for a zombie invasion now I have to prepare for an alien invasion as well'

Agreed, I only have the knowledge to deal with ONE invasion.
The Zombie apocalypse will be a walk in the park because I already have it all planned out.
ALIENS...theres a whole new world of things to think about. I think I would gather up some weapons and resources, find somewhere remote and try to ride it out.

 

[Svenparty]

Underground is the way to go: I have never seen a movie where the Aliens actually bother check caverns or anything...Hiding in a cave seems the best option

Peanut Butter Sandwiches and tea all round!

(Also Lube incase plan fails always use lube before a probe)

 

[Abedeus]

THROW A GLASS OF WATER AT THEM!!

 

[Turing]

I, for one, would welcome our new alien overlords. I'm sure I could find a way to make myself useful to them

 

[chickenlord]

Underground is the way to go: I have never seen a movie where the Aliens actually bother check caverns or anything...Hiding in a cave seems the best option

Peanut Butter Sandwiches and tea all round!

war of the worlds the aliens(newest) sent scouts to search that basement...if that counts...

 

[johnman]

I, for one, would welcome our new alien overlords. I'm sure I could find a way to make myself useful to them

I was wondering how long that would take

 

[Svenparty]

war of the worlds the aliens(newest) sent scouts to search that basement...if that counts...

Aha well you just don't go to a cavern located under a house...There are plenty of outdoor caverns and such in forests that I don't think anyone would have much sense to hide in, your only major problem would be the chance of running out of FOOD and being dirty but I'm sure you;d feel worse after a PROBE IN YO ASS.

 

[GruntOwner]

Sit back smugly as the entire planet empties its nuclear arsenal on them and wonder what's going through the aliens' minds when they see the oceans themselves fire atrocities at them. Of course, when the nukes all pop on some force field or antoher I will first off congratualte them on giving me one of the most epic firework displays in history, and then not bother running because odds are I already have cancer.